Asperitas Station

25, transwoman. A weird thot with weird thoughts. She/Her, or you'll get she/hurt.

[androffan-princess-pyor]

You know, I think we're coming up on over a decade of me having this account. It's time. My friends, all my followers, everyone I've met over the years, you've shaped who I am, and for that I will be both eternally grateful, and kinda miffed at how I turned out, my sense of humour is 100% an artifact of tumblr humour.

But I digress: If you're seeing this post, I have finally made this account defunct. I'll likely keep it open to refer back to in the future, but in the meantime:

So long, and thanks for all the fish 💜 (And don't worry! I promise, I'll be okay~)

[gandalftopsurgery]

Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds

[cannibalchicken]

[thefisherqueen]

Good stream!

[noxtheox]

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

[noxtheox]

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

[magicalboycupid]

beautiful things are happening on twitter

[mytearsrricochet]

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

[beaft]

this is my artist rendition of puddles when she's been napping and i accidentally wake her up

[knifefightscene]

[meangirlnurse]

btw i'm 100% sure i did not invent this concept but i think coat racks are such a nice option for renters/dorm-dwellers etc. who would like to have hanging plants without nailing into the walls

[meangirlnurse]

^ this costs $12.99 at IKEA

and if you can go up to like $25 you can get one with a low shelf to put, like, medium-sized floor plants on as well

[meangirlnurse]

these tags make me so happy!!!!!! you can find really nice ones on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist sometimes, too – here the $10 rack i found on FBM :^)

[thatmorepersonal]

I HAVE THAT SECOND RACK THAT JUST BECAME OUT OF USE FOR ME BECAUSE I MOVED AND HAVE MORE CLOSET SPACE NOW, THIS IS BRILLIANT

[meangirlnurse]

enjoy the plants!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

i’m really tickled people liked this post!!!! 🥰

for people with a higher budget, i think bamboo clothes racks like this one could look absolutely fantastic btw! and a little less stark white if that doesn’t match your decor (though that could probably be changed with a can of spray paint if you have the room to do any DIY stuff!)

i do see the bamboo racks pop up on Facebook Marketplace from time to time as well…..👀

[meangirlnurse]

#op i hope you know i showed this post to my mom and now shes talking excitedly about this towel rack she has#shes going to fix it to the side table in front of the window :)

this is so cute 😭 and sounds like such a fun project idea! tell her i hope it goes well please!

[time-woods]

HERE THEY ARE!! this is going to have to be a 2 parter post cause I can only do 10 at a time— I’ve collected so mans of these dumb shirts on Pinterest

[vindogy]

Unmute

[thedankmemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[astronautcorpse]

[papayajuan2019]

anyone wanna hang out at the park w me

[zoesupreme]

this is absolutely fucking pathetic now every single fucking streaming service is gonna start doing this shit. all y'all had to do was not watch Netflix and let it flop for a few months and they would have given up

[infectedwithnyanites]

Y'all still actually watch netflix?

[arthropodrespecter]

i know it's easier to see a headline and get angry about it online than it is to look into the source, but if we all did a little digging, it's evident that this is misinformation. the source is a blog post from a tech startup that is advertising their data analysis services to other streaming companies. the spike in subscribers (which lasted for two days) occurred over a four day period, of which, only the 26th and 27th of may had above average signups, the previous two days were under 50k signups per day.

what their data (purposely) fails to show is the sharp decline in signups between the 27th of may and the first of june, the day that these features rolled out, because their chart cuts off before the password sharing crackdown even went into effect. their data also does not count the number of cancelled subscriptions, and does not distinguish between free trial sign ups and paid subscription sign ups.

they are trying to make netflix look good to advertise their services. this is marketing, not actual data analysis.

[dameronalone]

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

[twitblr]

[nsomniacsdream]

The tests aren't free anymore. And people aren't testing anymore cuz your job gets real shitty about it. So you hear about the "bad cold" going around? That's probably covid.