ulex

like alexis but quirky

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Old harry potter video

there was an old youtube video that went a little like this

“Harry potter!”

“Yes dumbledore?” “wazzup”

where is this video

[retropopcult]

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nice work mr depp

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the real me

i love tumblr. i can finally be myself here. my absolute comedian of a self.

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unpopular opinion - twilight edition

twilight is the best movie ever and if you cant accept that you are a toodie head. also jacob is a literal dog also also edward saying spider monkey should be illegal also also also carrrrRRLIIISLLEEEEE

[sandalphonns]

making this gave me a mild plague

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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

EDIT: this passage is from “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Eugenides

[laffgaff]

Why doesn’t James Bond fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover.

[vickimilly]

[canaghoeman]

im damaged ik

ulexornothing (via canaghoeman)

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me: what do i name my pet spider?

friend: omgosh you have a pet spider???!!

me: yeah u dont lol?

friend: ur like so quirky

me: okie ig

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no 1 gets me

unknown

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one must have a baberz every day of thy life

canaghoeman

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the og baberz