Another slice of internets?

[cardboardlife]

I won't kill a wasp if I can get it to leave. Killing is the last resort. Threatening to kill can sometimes help.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Alyssa Sue Borkowski aka Lyssa Sue aka Neat Cool Fun aka Grunk (American, b. 1998, based Milwaukee, WI, USA) - The Pursuit of Knowledge, 2021, Paintings: Acrylic

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 14 hours 19 minutes

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[tearlessrain]

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

[tearlessrain]

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

[tearlessrain]

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[inber]

let's struggle to dine with mama

[phallusmagnificus]

his fish too big for his goddamn he

[jbt7493]

(doomsayer who got his literature mixed up) forsooth! the gyre gimbals! the tove cannot hear the tovener! a vast image out of Spiritus Idnum troubles my sight; somewhere in trees of the tulgey wood, what rough bandersnatch slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[maidthings]

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

[winged-void]

this one has 👍 bread

[ashenmind]

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

[hierarchyproblem]

If you tweaked the prononouns a little, this pronouncement on the Parisian gamin could frankly go on my tombstone:

There are two things that cast him as Tantalus, things he always yearns for without ever attaining: to overthrow the government and to get his trousers mended.