gotta have void, man

Rory | 18 | trans | he/him

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

Today has been a great day for Todd Howard on Wikipedia! Happy Birthday Todd Coward!

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

The entire “Two Trucks” song was actually posted at one point and that was it for his entire Wikipedia page

[theweirdwideweb]

[meme-loving-stuck]

HEY TUMBLK

[meme-loving-stuck]

your wish is my command…

He Is Here

[meme-loving-stuck]

yes, for you..

he Has Arrived…

[meme-loving-stuck]

yes! a bold request..

Frosty….Stealth

[meme-loving-stuck]

BUT OF COURSE DARLING….

There she Is….fashionably late As Always

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[stupidnoobofficial]

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

[batbitequeen]

[seene0n]

[sloppy-meatball]

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”

[rob-anybody]

#and if like three other people think so too  #and tony goes RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MY SON  #and he’s hyperventilating a little  #and like at least two people who should know better raise their hands  #and rhodey’s one of them  #shrugs I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THIS ON THE DL  #and then tony realizes peter ALSO raised his hand (via @ifeelbetterer)

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[dragon-hoard]

when I was working in a nursing home one little old lady would say “that’s unholy” every time something mildly inconvenienced her

[greelin]

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[stimybee]

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[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Artists are so… Amazing

[foulserpent]

dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

[veeshnyah]

I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!!

[foulserpent]

i suppose thats fair like if you arent just making that up and actually do eat something that outrageously abhorrent, then yea i guess your existence actually does kind of challenge the concept of a benevolent god

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

[transselkie]

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

[scrapbby]

These are all officially my headcanons for the actual shows now

[interactive-multimedia-cd-rom-d]

assigned (a) knife at birth

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia