[champagnepadre]

[volunruud-blog]

every time i do it makes me laugh

[jaaxie-deactivated20160112]

open roleplay

awooooooooooo :3

[penistipheadass]

[anele-sitruc]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[rudeneopians-deactivated2019020]

[bonerfart]

chaotic good

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

the rich: you don’t need money to be happy!

everyone else: ok, then pay more taxes.

the rich: um… no

[okaymad]

[twitterlols]

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[neo-trickster]

[loveurself2]

a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

[arianka]

Goodbye forever

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[okaymad]

[goodnight-irene]