fluff of suspicious origin

19 • they/them • bi • allegedly a writer and artist

[oumiewe]

2021.2.1

The demon lord’s vessel

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

I have exactly one white cis guy friend and he’s generally the coolest, nicest dude on the planet, but he keeps trying to convince us (my friend group’s gc) that milk with barbecue sauce mixed in isn’t disgusting. He calls it “barbecue milk” and insists that it’s delicious

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

this is my favorite tag on this post because my pal josh is the closest we’ll ever get to a real-life botw link. he has swords and everything

[zeravmeta]

If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel

[minorheroics]

he would've finished the sentence in the spanish dub

[kirstenamber]

Fluffy cows 🥺

[rainbowgazes-archive]

fuck your gifvs and fuck your webps these are not real file formats they were made in a lab to piss me off

[soofoo-s]

Scarlemagne is the worst but he's also so extra and funny

[yourfavewillkillyou]

paddington could hypothetically kill you, but is too polite to do so deliberately

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[piratewithvigor]

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[juliettecousin]

More fantasy girls ✨

[camille-andre-book]

[inthetags]

reblog and write in the tags what colors have you dyed your hair and what color it is naturally

[valtsv]

i know he's killed people okay but listen. he has multiple piercings.

[digitaldiscipline]

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.

hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)

[bunjywunjy]

man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!

this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.

IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED

it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.

[tratserenoyreve]

reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:

- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event

- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.

- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.

- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.

summary: terrifying!

[lastoneout]

This is fucking incredible

[kerolunaticat]

Holy SHIT!

[peannlui]

Here’s a famous book snippet describing how feasible that we could find dinosaur fossils on the moon.

[thrfin]