BIG BUTTS~
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND CANNOT LIE YOU OTHER BUTTS CANNOT DENY WHEN A LARGE BUTT PUNCHES YOU IN THE BUTT YOUR BUTT EXPLODES INTO A MILLION MINITURE BUTTS CAUSING CASUALTIES ACROSS THE GREATER PORTION OF THE MID-WEST AND INCITING THE GREAT CORNCOB REBELLION OF 3056 THUS CONTAMINATING THE WORLD’S CORN SUPPLY ON THAT NOTE KING KAMEHAMEHA HAS FILE A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE CREATORS OF THE DRAGONBALL SERIES FOR USE OF HIS NAME ON THE WORST SPECIAL MOVE FROM THE SHOW NOW BACK TO YOU JANE THANKS STEVE IN LOCAL NEWS FLUFFY THE WIFI CAT HAS BROKEN VEGAN-EDGE MAKING VEGANS EVERYWHERE COMBUST INTO A NON-NEWTONIAN FLUID WHILE HUMMING THE THEME SONG TO NARUTO AND ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WORLD-WIDE NOW TO KHUBLA FOR THE NEWS THANKS SHARON MY NAME IS JANE YOU IGNORAMUS WHATEVER SHARON ON WITH THE WEATHER WE CAN EXPECT A LARGE HEATWAVE SWEEPING THROUGH MY CAR BECAUSE THE AIR CONDITIONG IS BROKEN AND BROCK MY CAR GUY IS ON VACATION FUCK YOU BROCK
