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how many gays does it take to change a lightbulb

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24/6/26

anewphan

see this video for how the lava lamp was broken 😭

i think dan and phil should get a refund on their house.

#dan and phil #phan

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how many gays does it take to change a lightbulb

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24/6/26

#if this isnt totally broken now i will be VERY surprised you are NOT meant to shake lava lamps lmao

surrealpheal

things to make me cry. the before and after hard-launch

#what is funny is that. you know. one person rooms often have a double bed.

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from parker.floris

(2026 chelsea flower show)

19/5/26

#this is frying me #why the chelsea flower show

anewphan

can i say something. i think they said a list actor to throw you off the scent without technically lying (not that that would bother phil....)but i would put money on the celeb being harry styles.

anewphan

gf has looked into this and updated me on them apparently being besties with someone who knows joseph gordon levitt. sure, why not.

#their lives are genuinely mental. btw. like by every single standard their lives are utterly bonkers.

can i say something. i think they said a list actor to throw you off the scent without technically lying (not that that would bother phil....)but i would put money on the celeb being harry styles.

#listen. he was fucking. all over the place i nearly went to three separate house parties where he was there. he's everywhere.#and i say house parties v loosely. only one was a legit planned party and the others were hangouts #you could not move for styles in them days. honestly.#dont take this seriously but also do. you get me.#dan and phil #hard launch #phan #idk if this lines up timewise but literally. either manny or london & if they had radio pals then? feels like it would be him.

phanstanband

It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report

#me once upon a time: what is dan and phil even about?#the answer? piss.

why is dan going skiing???

#whats that about then #dan and phil #i get the impression this is more normal for americans but it is so deeply deeply random. to me.

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danandphil tiktok

19/4/26

#putting mayonnaise that high? jailable offence.

diphowell

freckles are boyfriend approved encouraged

#so important

diphowell

I love Dan's reaction to Phil exposing his drunk loverboy tendencies. Like you can see the "oh my god" in his face but more than anything it's a cute happy "you got me".

bonus since the day they met: