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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybodyβs food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
thatβs because mietteβs had enough
β If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, Iβ¦ I accidentally switched them back, soβ¦ I gave Harlanβ¦ β The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.
KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson
I love this moment, not just because of the twist, but also because Marta has been dying the whole movie with not only fear and grief, but guilt at having caused the death of her patient, her friend.
For Benoit to take the time to reassure that this was not her fault, in way that is so kind and so clear, was lovely.
βYou are a good nurse.β You can tell when he says that the he truly understands what is paining her the most. Just beautiful.
I have so much love for this film, and for the moment following this where Benoit tells her that, if Harlan had listened to her, he would still be alive. The blame is taken from her, in the kindest possible way, by someone she trusts. After all the goalpost moving and βah, gotcha!β and obsession with spoilers in cinema over the last decade, with characterisation abandoned and plotlines left unresolved, knives out is a kind film. It isnβt obsessed with tricking you or catching you out, just wants you along for the ride
I love Benoit Blanc in this scene so much. I mean, heβs a great character throughout the film, but this was the moment I thought,Β βI will watch as many movies about this character as Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig choose to make.βΒ
I am so sick of the trend of making intelligent male characters callous. And despite his veneer of slow Southern affability, Benoit Blanc is almost diabolically clever. So throughout the movie, I assumed he was toying with Marta, enjoying her discomfort because he found her suspicious. I thought he was another brilliant, heartless detective in the BBC Sherlock vein. But look at him in this scene. He practically has tears in his eyes because heβs so moved by Martaβs goodness, and I love him. I love this movie. I canβt wait for the sequels.
#he loves Marta! #like YES FINE he knew from the beginning she was involved lol but also #he knew from the beginning she didnβt kill anybody #heβs like YOUβRE THE ONLY BITCH HERE I RESPECT
UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room
going through the horrors (sunday evening)
survived the horrors, but at what price? (monday morning)
We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.
If we donβt microdose delusion we wonβt make it through this reality babeβ¦.
So I remember reading about this study in grad school where they have a bunch of clinically depressed people and a bunch of non-clinically-depressed people a game that was partially chance and partially skill, and asked them to estimate how much control they had over the outcome.
The depressed people were far more accurate in estimating how much influence their actions had on the outcome of the game compared to their nondepressed counterparts, who consistently overestimated the effects of their own choices on their chances of winning.
Then I remember this other study (CW animal testing) where they put rats in a bucket of water that they couldnβt get out of, so theyβd have to swim. There was a fairly consistent point at which the swimming rat would falter, and stop swimming, fated to drown.
Except that thatβs when the researchers would pull the rat out of the bucket, give it a nice rest warmth and a meal.
When those SAME rats who had been rescued before were put in the same situation again, they swam much LONGER than they had before.
Why? The risk was the same either way- drowning. Youβd have thought that the fear of drowning would keep them swimming to their maximum length no matter what.
The researchers conclusion was that the rescued rats had something they hadnβt had the first time- they had more hope. A miraculous rescue could come, and that let them swim for longer, just in case.
I think we do microdose delusion because sometimes that little overestimation of our chances, of our luck, keeps us swimming that little bit longer, just in case something good happens. And sometimes, that little margin really does make the difference.Β
βAll right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Littleβ"
YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
"So we can believe the big ones?"
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
"They're not the same at all!"
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YETβDeath waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the pointβ"
MY POINT EXACTLY.β
-Terry Pratchett, Hogfather.
Reblog and put in the tags how often you βcleanβ your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. Heβs fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, heβs a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you donβt flinch, and eventually youβll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. Thereβs only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, donβt try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, thatβs playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job
he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there's no feelings involved
What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person's eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you're falling and you can't get up, and they're the only one to offer you a hand. What then??
he says that's fine, but no tongue
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Insane that being in your 20s counts as adulthood. Being in your 20s just feels like the sequel to being a teenager
No exactly you get it you get it
Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.
Follow @this-is-life-actually
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SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELLβS MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM
Girl Scout Cookie Time!
You can buy cookies online from any troop with a page set up.Β People bought so many cookies from troop 6000 (who is based out of a homeless shelter in NYC) that is broke the counter on the website.
Hereβs six troops from high poverty areas that may struggle to reach their goals. Individual troops list on their page what theyβre doing with funds. for many of these its simple things like badges or craft supplies. Get yourself some cookies.
troop 168 Sabra Grande, Puerto RicoΒ
Β Troop 3559 Chinlee, Az (Navajo nation)
Β Troop 31897 Meadow Bridge, West VirginiaΒ
Troop 70115 Rena Lara, MississippiΒ
Β Troop9626 Kykotsmovi Village, AZ Β -Hopi Nation
Troop 30349 Darien, GAΒ
You can also just donate cookies on there and theyβll be distributed to the local community. (I work at food pantry here and clients are always excited to see cookies on the shelves)
You can look up your local troop by zip code onΒ https://www.girlscouts.org/Β Β If theyβre similarly struggling to raise funds, reblog and addΒ βem on to the chain.
Troop 9626 Hopi Nation is ONE GIRL.Β Her goal is to sell 3,000 boxes of cookies.
ONE GIRL.Β Show her some love.
