Damn I Love Michael Mell

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[kimpossibooty]

2024 tumblr: yea im jackin it to this clown vore video but im only into these kinks ironically

[kimpossibooty]

the deed is done

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[realshinjiikari]

Reblogging this a year in advance

[peralta-shellstrop-deactivated2]

I failed to appreciate this during my childhood, but this is absolutely hilarious.

Allow me to elaborate:

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[cheshireelims]

I need this movie in my life now.

[ashleybenlove]

This would make an amazing ask game, y’all. Someone put a movie/show into your ask and you play keep the human and cast the Muppets. 

[thyladestiel]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Given the fact that 50 Shades of Grey began life as Edward/Bella fanfic I now invite you all to also imagine the Count as Christian Grey and suffer like I am because I refuse to suffer alone

“That’s ONE!

ONE SPANKING!

AH! AH! AH!”

[asongofmeandstuff]

stop I’m already aroused 😋

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That is not the response I expected but okay

[sirgnomethegiant]

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

[koracs]

I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!

[joshuaorrizonte]

This blog supports Jewish People, too

[drstrangefangirl8900-deactivate]

This blog is basically run by a normal non-judgemental person… Who’s not an ass

[neondreamsareforteens-deactivat]

I know this blog is mainly for Yandere content but if anyone of you lovely readers need someone to talk to please I’m always here with open ears💖

[areawest]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[thrussy]

[30-minute-memes]

Ultimate Flex

[omghotmemes]

Why isnt anyone talking about this?

[that-crazy-australian]

To google!

……

Holy shit. Is this fucking real?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if this is end times it fucking sucks. wheres the purple black clouds blocking out the sunlight. wheres everything exploding for no reason. wheres riots n shit. if we all gon die at least make it cool

[kouha]

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

[kouha]

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[gaycactus-deactivated20221227]

people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

Chicago SQUIP is really pretty ok