Loreen Michelle @angels-in-our-vicinity - Tumblr Blog

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

cybergata

whitegirlsaintshit

i the snail.

omgs

everybody here is perfect

chenrrerorocher

I have been laughing for 5min straight over this picture

Look at jongdae throwing candies oh so gracefully while Minseok…..

shiropoint

This is mesmerizing to watch.

fuu-dog-treats

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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thatsthat24

Holy………..shmokes…….

mozzarella-shenanigans

Oh?? My god??

voyagehour

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself

minblush

cute even when just sitting down

feminismfuckyeah

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

psychstudyspo

😊😊😊BOOST IT!

Psychstudyspo ❤✌

Them: "I miss you"

Me: Sorry I already told my best friend what you did and if I take you back she'll beat my ass

wifeschooldrop0ut

This is what I do on snapchat :(

bee-sprout

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.