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Carolane. 26. French. I like things.

[rekoncha]

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

[maxcessorytomurder]

show her my second phase

[stars-bean]

#mood

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[charliejaneanders]

This is some of the best social media advice (and advice for being a human among humans generally) I've ever seen.

[neil-gaiman]

All of this. For people asking how I've survived here for over 12 years...

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[geardrops]

the accent really makes this

[memewhore]

[shrapnarl]

[gloopqueen]

alucard back dash

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

op delete this now

[madfanboy]

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

[e-punx]

Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip

[crohniewitch]

[themostpowerfulmagicofall]

this is the content I fucking SHOW UP for

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[thedankmemes]

[stars-bean]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[genderoftheday]

Today’s gender of the day is: Death Note Spoiler

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[damiano-david]

HAPPY EUROVISION FINAL DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[stars-bean]

Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) dir. Andy Tennant