What the signs should do for Valentine’s Day/get themselves??
Capricorn - Enough expensive red wine to bathe in and 1st edition hardback novels
Aquarius - Renaissance-style painting of themselves staring into the middle distance
Pisces - Milky blue faux fur wrap stole tied with heavy ribbon, Tatcha skincare but like… all of it. Oh and the complete collection of Charlotte Tilbury lipsticks
Aries - Dramatic floor-length silk dressing gown in blood red with marabou feather trim and someone to make them a whisky sour, probably
Taurus - One of those Laduree boxes of 55 macarons in different flavours which states it’s for 10 - 20 people but they couldn’t possibly accept a smaller box
Gemini - A generous supply of Laurent-perrier rose champagne and a Romanov Faberge egg
Cancer - A weighty offering of pink Agent Provocateur bags full of cream and baby pink lingerie followed by a selection of Byredo perfumes (It’s so hard to pick just one…)
Leo - Those giant roses that supposedly last for a year in an assortment of bright pastels with the little crystal diamante things in the middle which look kinda tacky but we all secretly wouldn’t mind receiving
Virgo - £200 Diptyque candles the size of a small child and one of those velvet armchairs in the shape of a scallop
Libra - Silvery white pearl necklace and earrings set in a silk lined box along with a princess cut diamond ring (with rubies) to wear for dinner, casually
Scorpio - 40cm Birkin in Confetti pink and someone to hand-feed them chocolate covered fruit
Sagittarius - Enough fresh black truffle to eat on everything and anything, gold leaf face mask
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