ngl sometimes I still get mad when I think about how Bachira automatically teams up with Isagi in 2nd selection, and Isagi goes, "He's assuming I want to team up? Not that I mind, I guess..."
Bitch your response should be oh thank god, my fucking carry is here and still wants to carry.
Baby I was so lost without you. Thanks for still wanting me even though I am unworthy of your affections.
But instead he's like, oh no that fucking baddie who's loyal to me and enables my goals and is hot as fuck wants to be on my team again??
"I guess that's fine."
Isagi you smelly loser. that's why you lost him immediately. for not appreciating.
After Israeli social media shared these videos and they got viral, they tried claiming these men were hamas members, THEY ARE NOT. They're civilians who were displaced with their families in shelters before Israeli soldiers abducted them.
Families are recognizing their brothers/fathers/grandfathers and sons by the videos shared here. They already executed a number of them.
As a Palestinian, this is the most painful, horrifying thing I had to witness. 63 days of bombing, killing a huge number of these men's families, you also abduct them and humiliate them while filming??? How can they take pride in this. This is genocide, this is holocaust 2.0 and I hope it hunts everyone who can put an effort to stop it but didn't.
okok hear me out, idk if you’re into aphrodisiacs, but i’ve been thinking about noya accidentally taking some and he has to call you in the college bathroom bc he’s literally so turned on and sensitive and i’m- the SECOND you touch him he cums, and tears are running down his face. it’s just something about him being a sensitive, teary-eyed mess and begging me to help him get off. I’m
This is a: yessss brooo
He’d be begging you to get him off but as soon as you touched him he’d be sobbing and trying to push your hand away because it was too much. When he cums he loses the strength in his legs and sinks to the floor, panting and flushed with blown pupils.
But his cock is still hard and he’s weeping when you fist his length again. He holds onto your shoulders, forehead against yours as you get him off again.
“Please, please,” he moans, sniffling, unable to decide whether to rock his hips into your fist or to shy away.
“Hush, baby boy, I know it hurts,” you coo gently, pressing a kiss to the damp corner of his eye. “Just one more, okay? Can you do that?”
He whines despairingly, nodding vigorously while clenching his eyes shut. Short, rapid breaths tickle your neck accompanied by endless moans and soft hiccups. He goes silent when he cums again, breath held through the agonizing pleasure until he’s lightheaded and swaying against you, most of his weight on you.
“That’s it, you did so well,” you hands glide through his hair, thumbing away his tear tracks as he comes to.
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SOUNDTRACK. vacation bible school — ayesha erotica.
INSPIRED BY. evanescent (@/rishiguro) & girl of my dreams (@/nicoleheichou)
cardinal rule number one of university ; don’t fuck your classmates. unless they happen to have something you want.
SUMMARY friends with benefits? more accurately fuck buddies with perks. to get the most out of your time, you’re picky about who you fuck and why.
kita from comp sci is the smartest student on campus. suna from gen chem is fun to be around. atsumu from physics is the best fuck of your life. and osamu from biochem is a damn good cook.
all different classes, all different bonuses. no strings attached, you thought you had nothing to worry about.
stoner!sugawara calls you in the middle of a smoke sesh late at night and practically begs you to sit on his face when he comes over.
"no, baby, you don't understand. i need you to do it, please?" he whispers into the phone, his voice raspy. "just—just sit on me please, i need to eat you out or i'm gonna go crazy."
you agree, laughing at his desperation, and he's practically BOOKING it to your place.
"and don't hover over me or anything," he adds. "fucking sit on me, i don't care if i can't breathe."
a few of y'all asked me about this ages ago and i always had the thought in my head but i never actually wrote it down.
but y'all really liked the idea of loser!kuroo and virgin!mean!reader
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cw: fem!reader, virgin!reader, name calling, bullying, fingering, implied oral (f receiving), minors dni
virgin!mean!reader who everyone thinks is experienced and she's never bothered to correct them
even kuroo thinks she has a couple bodies under her belt when she starts tormenting him on the daily
she's just so cool and beautiful and everyone is afraid of her but lowkey wants to spend a night with her????
but some things are a bit off
whenever kuroo gets too close to reader during their study sessions and his tall, imposing, figure completely towering over reader when he leans in to ask a question, he notices for some reason you can't look him in the eye
sometimes reader kisses kuroo when she's bored and wants him to stop talking but whenever he deepens it by sucking on her tongue or his fingers try to slip under her shirt, she immediately pushes him away. "fucking pervert," she snaps, going back to her book
reader's bugging kuroo another day—the usual poking fun at him for being a loser always talking about science and tripping over his own feet. "i bet you've never even had pussy. you a virgin or something?" you laugh at your own hypocrisy, keeping up the ruse
kuroo shrugs his shoulders, explaining that he had, in fact, slept with two people back in high school (his first girlfriend ever and a rebound after the two broke up)
reader's shocked that even someone as pitifully embarrassing as kuroo got some before her and irrationally pissed off at the thought of someone else touching kuroo like that
again, her behavior captures kuroo's attention, prompting him to ask if she's had sex before
"what the fuck are you on about? i'm not a fucking virgin!" you blurted out, immediately going on the defense. but kuroo can see how you're acting now and remembers all those times you got flustered but the tiniest bit of physical intimacy.
he stands up, using his height to back you into a corner of your small dorm room. just as he figured, your eyes grow wide and all the attitude you had moments before is nowhere to be seen.
"has nobody ever made you cum before, baby?" kuroo asks, leaning in for a deep kiss that you can't push your way out of this time. "is that why you're so upset? do you need me to help you cum?"
you've never seen kuroo act like this before—so secure and sure of himself. his finger reached out, slipping past your top to touch the soft skin and your body feels like it's buzzing.
he kisses you again, using his strength to keep you from pushing him away when his tongue enters your mouth. "te-tetsu," you whine, feeling embarrassed that he's having such an effect on you.
"tell me you want me to help," kuroo huffs between kisses. "i can't do it unless you tell me."
you'd literally rather die than admit how badly you want kuroo to do whatever he wants with you. but the words leave your lips anyway, full of desperation and shame. "tetsu, i wanna cum. please, please help me cum."
it's all kuroo needs to shove his hand down your shorts and push your panties to the side. you whine when his fingers plunge into your warm, wet heat. it's the first time anyone else has touched you down there and kuroo's fingers are thicker and rougher than yours.
his pace is slow but kuroo easily stretches you out, swallowing every cry of yours with another kiss. "this is all you needed huh, baby?"
it's all over when kuroo uses his thumb to circle your clit, leaving you more of an incoherent mess. it's never felt like this when it was just you. touching yourself will never be the same, it has to be kuroo doing it now. nobody else but him.
your body shudders, a sob leaving your lips as you finally come on kuroo's fingers, juices running down his hand. your cunt offers no resistance, fully accepting his digits fucking you through your orgasm.
the only thing keeping you upright is the fact that kuroo pinned you to the wall. you're feeling lightheaded—when did tears run down your face?—the squelching sound your pussy makes when kuroos pull his fingers out leave you mortified.
it's worse when he starts licking them, groaning over your essence.
kuroo helps you to your bed, laying you gently on the mattress and situates himself between your legs. "ready?"
"ready?" you repeated, unsure of what he meant. your cunt was still reeling from your last release, still feeling the ghost of kuroo's fingers sending you over the edge.
"oh, don't worry, baby. we're not having sex tonight, you're not ready yet." he coos, kissing your thigh. "but the thought of licking your sweet pussy right now makes me really hard and i just wanna be a little selfish."
this isn't the kuroo that cowers whenever you walk down the hall, afraid of becoming the target of your anger. this is much, much different that what you're used to.
"whatever makes you feel good, loser," you said, with no malice in your voice.
thinking about oikawa wearing the prettiest little skirt that shows off his hard on, and when he twirls around in it he just looks so unbelievably cute. even cuter when you have him on your lap grinding his dick against your thigh, your hands on his hips controlling the pace. when he’s close, you slow down causing him to let out the prettiest whines. he’s just so pretty 🩵🩵
“No! Go away! I can’t let you go near me when I turn into a werewolf!” “Don’t worry, I will love you always, even if you become a monster.” “No, I’m just stupid as all hell when I turn. I’ll not hurt you, but I am sure as hell not ready to show you me barking at a lamppost for the whole night!”
Okay so Inumaki’s only vocabulary during normal conversations is onigiri flavors right? But when he uses curse speech he speak commands in proper speech (imperative form). What happens if he has freudian slip?? Sjssjkhdhs
Lmao. What if he slipped up during the fight w hanami and instead of telling Megumi and Kamo to runaway (nigero) he said strip (nugero) lollololol. I mean they would prolly be dead 💀 but how fucking hilarious would that be. When fighting a special grade curse, they just !?! strip!?!?!
I feel like we as a fandom haven’t explored Inumaki’s curse techniques and it’s extreme hilarity potential enough. Just saying.
NSFW!! minors pls dni or you’ll be blocked immediately
charac: gorou
cw: shibari i thjnk, one mention of blindfold, one mention of reader saying ”good boy”, slight overstim
a/n: this is js a short scenario idk im not in my writing mood today
edit: i forgot to put tags and wondered why i wasn’t getting any likes 😭😭
oh my god, the way gorou‘s tail would wag wildly as he whimpers softly. with his movement limited by the pretty red rope that was slithered across his body like a snake, and his sense of sight taken away from him, he had become a lot more sensitive. and that made things a lot more fun for you. every time you caressed his flushed face with your hand, he would lean into your touch wanting more. as you fist his leaking cock, he struggles against his restraints and lets out a few praises here and there occasionally. “f-fuck..feels so good—nngh!” “your doing so well..” After his first few orgasms, hes exhausted and whining as you continue to pump his pretty little cock. “w-wait! t–oo much..!” “s-sensitive..” hes panting from exhaustion from pleasure, “you can take one more, can’t you darling? be a good boy for me..” what he doesn’t know, is that you have no intention of stopping anytime soon<33
kinda wanna edge dazai and make him cry, cry tears of desperation as he begs for u to let him cum. but every time you move your hand up and down his pretty dick, the moment you feel it twitch, you take your hands off. it makes him whine and beg, but you just want to see him fall apart for you. you are the only one who can see him like this. <3
just thinking about tying sigma up, bouncing up and down on his sensitive cock while he whines and tears stream down his cheeks. such a pretty sight, his hands tied to the bed post, eyes all red and puffy, and the pale skin on his collarbone marked up with your lovebites. and all he can do is struggle against his restraints, how cute<3
minors dni or you will receive unskippable youtube ads
ft. venti x gn!reader
u riding venti<3
okok hear me out,
imagine riding venti, starting to get tired after your nth orgasm and your extremely sensitive, probably unable to even lift yourself off his dick anymore. sensing your tirednes, venti places his hands on your hips and starts to fuck up into you, forcing gasps and moans out of you. “didn’t think we were done, did u darling? thought you said you could handle it?” he smiles cheekily, continuing to grind your hips onto his cock, hitting the spot with every thrust. although you feel as though you couldn’t cum anymore, the pleasure starts to build up in your body, “c–can’t too much— nngh!” you whine and sob into his neck from the overstimulation. “ ‘ts okay darling, you can take one more for me can’t you?”
its my second time writing so it’s not as good hahah
ok but hear me out, you making venti ride your thigh and overstimulating him. just IMAGINE Venti sobbing profusely from the overstimulation and pleasure while rutting against you shamelessly. Your hands on his hips guiding him, his pretty face stained with tear streaks. and his pretty little dick and balls coated in his cum <3
