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blocking promoted tweets is a ride because the longer you do it, the more surreal the tweets get. i’m at “obscure hedge funds and ebooks” but i’m waiting to see if i get to “tumblr ad” level of weird
wheres that picture of gwendoline christie holding a baseball bat sitting near a book that’s titled “gay sex devices”
i found it
look, i’m not spending the rest of the night arguing with tumblrinas so just block me if you think being ace,demi, trans, polyam, or kinky makes het privilege go away and if you want to fight dm me for my address ya fuckin mogais
“mental illness isn’t artistic or romantic” should be something told to NTs when they treat mental illnesses like a trope, not to mentally ill people who express themselves through art and relate to brainweird aesthetics
People who are pansexual are:
attracted to persons regardless of their gender
and/or attracted to all genders
people with a really pretty PRIDE flag
we are not:
special bisexual snowflakes
calling bi people transphobic
confused
Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands
People who are bisexual are:
Attracted to two or more genders
Can be attracted to all genders but prefers to use bisexual as a term/label
People with a really cool pride flag
We are NOT:
Transphobic
Disregarding of nonbinary genders
Confused
Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers
Woo! Yes!
THIS
What’s happening
They’re referencing civil asset forfeiture, a process by which (essentially) the state can take your stuff if they believe said stuff was involved in a crime and you have to demonstrate that it wasn’t involved in a crime nor was it intended to be involved in a crime (emphasis here; because the item is being charged, not a person, it is guilty until proven innocent). Depending on whether a judge determine the suspicion was reasonable or not, you may have to pay legal fees to get your stuff back.
IE; if a cop pulls you over, searches your car, finds 200$, and thinks you got it by selling drugs he’s allowed to take it and you have a couple months to prove that you didn’t get it by selling drugs otherwise the department gets to keep it. And if the judge agrees that taking the money in the first place was reasonable then to get it back you may have to pay the court.
Long Story short cops can legally mug you.
ben sharpiro:
a reminder of mozart, and a song he wrote about licking ass:
now i’m not the only one who has to see this
excuse me what
just going to leave this here.
Now some will say, this is a common german saying that means kiss my ass, but can you really believe the man with rimming paintings in his house didn’t use it to mean eat ass. be reasonable.
Space Twins ~
Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh
“are you wearing th-“
“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”
no one:
tumblr kweers: defend the hets uwu
Kweer is an asian term. I doubt you’re asian. And trans people can be het.
it literally says in my bio that i’m mestizo lmao and i have literally never seen that term used as anything other than a satirical misspelling. does “terminally unique online person” work better for ya?
hm y'all need to be nicer to straight trans people
this isn’t just about “no straights at pride!” this is about the fact that cis lgb people NEVER acknowledge trans people in their activism and that includes straight trans people. because being het somehow magically means they’re privileged? like hello they’re trans? did you forget transphobia exists? and the way cis gays treat trans gays? it’s abhorrent.
this pride month y'all better acknowledge our straight trans siblings and be the best cis ally you can be and acknowledge your privilege instead of throwing straight trans people under the bus.
cis people SHOULD reblog this
straight trans people still have het privilege lmao go outside
Sounds like you’re the one who should go outside
I do. When I’m out there, straight trans men are taken more seriously than I am because straightness is viewed as the default for masculinity, and I constantly face the assumption that if I am attracted to men, I should’ve just “stayed a woman.” Trans men are always assumed to be straight, and are treated better by straight men. Straight men view us as being both frauds and threats, because it’s one thing for a gay man to be into one, but another thing entirely for a “fake man” to be into one.I have to deal with constantly living at the intersection of homophobia and transphobia in a way no straight trans man ever will. Every time I meet a new doctor, I get invasive questions about my sex life that wouldn’t be asked of a straight trans man.
Straight trans people 100000000% have het privilege over gay trans people.
Go outside.
I was a piece of shit to someone else and can’t make a point without calling names, anyways here’s my entire back story and why you should listen. Again, if you went outside you’d realize that’s not how normal humans interact. Go outside
That’s literally not what I said?? Learn to read??
Straight trans people have privilege over gay trans people. An axis of oppression doesn’t negate an axis of privilege. Being trans (or whatever else) doesn’t make straight privilege go away any more than, say, being Disabled does.
ben sharpiro:
a reminder of mozart, and a song he wrote about licking ass:
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.