Blargh

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

[box6502-deactivated-deactivated]

this is great

[suigintou]

category 5 tummy event

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[opero-deactivated20211029]

[imaveryevilgirl]

Living in a town of car nuts I've noticed that there's two schools of thought on car passion projects:

"I've looked forever for this car and I've finally found it in a restorable condition so I'm gonna spend thousands of dollars and several years of my life painstakingly restoring it to a point where it looks like it's brand new"

"I just picked up this shitty old beater in a junkyard for $50 and I'm gonna do the stupidest shit imaginable to it and laugh as I drive it around and see people cringe as I pass"

And both are very valid

[imaveryevilgirl]

Like the first one will give you something like this:

Beautifully restored to a perfect condition and it looks like it just rolled out of the factory despite it being decades old. The owner will kill you and your family if you scratch the paint at all

And the latter will give you shit like this:

This dude just said "can I put a boat engine in a car" and went and did it and it's glorious. Probably doesn't drive fast but it drives and that's all that matters

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

the car in the second pic has an immaculate aura

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[operativesurprise]

I have never laughed so frigging hard at a bumpersticker

[senshilegionnaire]

WHERE DO I GET ONE

[fullmetalfisting]

Fuck that we gotta represent

[tokai-teio]

i think peak usage would be buying the ea-nasir’s finest copper ingots sticker and then crossing it out by layering the first sticker over it

[memewhore]

Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

This image is now brain roommates with “spinch”

[wnwnmemo]

[paxamericana]

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms

[shiftythrifting]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS NOSE!?

8/21/21

[aboutsixplums]

Nussy

[shiftythrifting]

[actualaster]

Wish I was Jared, 19

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Microsoft Word ist mein Lieblingsspiel!

[angryduckpoetry]

GAMES GAMES

GAMES

GAMES GAMES

GAMES

GAMES GAMES

GAMES

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[deejay]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[datarep]

Density map of stars on national flags

[nitramgniknilra]

Me vision when I get bump on me noggin

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.