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Taylor | 24 | pansexual | they/them | i like aquariums and weed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

my executives are dysfunctioning girl

[cameoappearance]

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[piss-bong]

2020 for me has just been "am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism" and I'm really getting tired of it

[piss-bong]

2020 mood

[konoko]

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way

[kaijuno]

Freshman year of college I was in a philosophy class and I was giving some sort of group presentation. The prof asked my group “what do you think is your purpose in life?” And none of them really had an answer while I just said “to make the world a better place for those who come after us” because in my mind that’s just the obvious answer. The prof looked kind of taken aback that I just had an answer on the ready and was like “Why? What’s your motivation?”

In that moment I realized I was in front of a lecture hall of privileged students. I was surrounded by people who didn’t know poverty or desperation like I had. I clawed my way here on scholarships while they were legacy kids or trust fund babies. In that moment it clicked in my head that there’s this level of empathy that you can only gain when you have absolutely nothing to lose. A level of empathy that only the impoverished have. A level of empathy that screams out that you have to fight to make things better even if it doesn’t benefit you. It’s a concept that you can only really grasp when you have nothing to lose and the kids before me hadn’t known that pain. They hadn’t developed that kind of empathy.

My only answer that I could give the prof was “Why wouldn’t I?”

[lazy-polyglot]

A level of empathy that screams out that you have to fight to make things better even if it doesn’t benefit you.

[iphisquandary]

all the angry rich people in the notes:

[theroguefeminist]

also to all the people who are arguing that class privilege has nothing to do with empathy, studies show that richer people have less empathy

i know u dont like to listen to us commoners but… lmao

[dapenguinninja]

oh this one of them good posts where the basic message is “treat people better” and this causes the most controversy

[mgmirani]

[princesskuragina]

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

[parakeet]

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

[parakeet]

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

[ahagoat]

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

[parakeet]

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

[quotemadness]

“Very often we don’t go elsewhere because we are looking for another person. We go elsewhere because we are looking for another self. It isn’t so much that we want to leave the person we are with as we want to leave the person we have become.”

— Esther Perel (via quotemadness)

[renthony]

this post made by aquarium gang

[socialmaya]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!