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OK I DID IT say yes to heaven animatic cause i'm obsessed unrequited? requited? up to you
đŚ"The Stag Prince" fake screenshots Chapter 4: âOn which they didn't disagreeâ Based on the fic by SynapticFirefly.
It's the tenth summer the princes of the Drow and Kupa Keep meet again. The mere mention of summer is now dreaded...and hormones don't help.
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Cartman and Kyle finally get married, and then Cartman starts aggressively petitioning to make divorce illegal.
one-sided kyman on cartmanâs end is just endless pining and the rejection of his personal feelings but one-sided kyman on kyleâs side would be furiously punching into his pillow every night asking the universe/god why he doesnât have the courage to confess and how his feelings havenât been reciprocated thus far; itâs mainly about their confidence lvls imo
I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck
No one:
Cartman after Kyle called Clyde fatass:
Usually south park's relevancy feels very fake and surface level to me, but it's really something how trump and his base are actually, visibly much more enraged by this than they've been about any other criticism, any other show, any other enemy I've seen in the entire near-decade of his political career. Fucking South Park got to them more than the combined effort of a million other comedians, journalists, parodies, academic criticisms or protest efforts. Like it's BAD. Like they want the creators in prison and want to consider this a hate crime.
What they actually do in this episode that has magas losing their shit, besides Trump dating Satan:
-The same voice and even distinct music they used for Saddam Hussein 26 years ago is used for Trump, with Satan complaining that Trump is exactly like his ex.
-Trump is depicted threatening to sue an artist for not painting him with a bigger penis than he actually has.
-The media is depicted as spinelessly holding back their true feelings about Trump to avoid getting sued.
-A B-plot has Cartman wanting to kill himself because he no longer feels "special" in an America that has become more hateful than he is.
-Jesus Christ is depicted as having also been silenced by a Trump lawsuit and lives in fear of saying anything bad about Trump out loud.
-Epstein is brought up of course.
-The episode ends airing a convincing AI deepfake of Trump stripping naked as he wanders through a desert, then his tiny floppy penis sprouts cartoon eyes and says "I'm Donald Trump and I approved this message." This is the part magas believe should count as an actual felony crime, and funny enough also comes right after Trump gave a rambling speech endorsing AI and an executive order to protect it from liability. It's only been a day or two, and is now the first time in history that the white house is officially arguing with a tv show.
Not paying that much attention to the world of television and celebrities I did not know the broader context that Trump had sued Paramount over 60 Minutes, Paramount paid Trump a 16 million dollar settlement, and then it cancelled Stephen Colbert's tonight show out of fear. But that this all happened around the same time they had just purchased the rights to South Park for 1.5 billion (BILLION.) dollars. So this is matt stone and trey parker daring both trump and their own network to shut them down after the latter invested ten times as much money in South Park as Trump originally shook them down for. The order was for 50 whole episodes, and they labeled the Trump Deepfake as 1/50. We'll see if they actually keep going with this and keep escalating it, which in my opinion would be the morally right thing to do. Trump would have to choose between enduring mockery he demonstrably can't take and proving all their mockery more and more correct, while Paramount has to choose between enduring whatever punishment a raging manbaby POTUS brings down on them or proving how spineless they are AND losing a 1.5 billion investment. All after they cowered before Trump over a relatively measly few million.
The media company noted the settlement does not include a statement of apology or regret.
Is this anything? Is ANYTHING anything??
lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This
the weirdest/coolest part is that it is genuinely not flirting, and barely feels sexualized as a social interaction at all. it's like seeing your friend's favorite pastry on sale and grabbing one for them, but somehow even less of an overture
Bro needs to get himself new jeans asap
tfw your gf keeps making you leave queue for this shit
Enemies to lovers, but I want them to actually hate each other and think the other is ugly
Like I need them to DISPISE one another. I need them to trash-talk each other. I need them to find the other person REPULSIVE in every which way
And I don't want them to get together through a series of wacky events. no. That's boring
I want them to actively seek each other out, because they're hatred is so extreme that they wanna see the other person at their LOWEST. I want them to CRAVE their enemies' downfall so hard that they take time out of their day to sabotage them
And fuck you, I don't want them to COMFORT each other when at their most vulnerable. I want them to be UNCOMFORTABLE. I want them to sit in a room, both feeling real vulnerable, actively bitching to each other instead
and THAT. That's what gets them together. Them realizing that their hatred for each other is what's keeping their heads above the water. Their motivation to dislike each other is the reason they, themselves are achieving such high goals and potential (Yes this is a rival to lovers too, fuck you again)
And no, no I do not want them to have steamy hate sex. That's PREDICTABLE. I still want them to be repulsed by each other. No no, I want them to realize "Why are we even fighting?" because it's been so long that neither of them even remembers what started it all. And then, I want them to actively drift apart. To silently agree to just ignore each other because they're mature enough to realize what they were doing was pointless.
AND THEN. THEN I want them to crave each other again. I want them to miss the passion they had for each other, because no one else dedicated themselves like their enemy did. No one was as committed and there for them as their enemy. And I need that to RUIN them for everyone else as they go through life.
And it's only years later, when both of them have matured and grown as people, that they FINALLY meet again under different circumstances, having grown different perspectives, and yet still hold that same passion. And it HAS to be AWKWARD at first. It has to be weird and strange
Because that's not their enemy anymore. They're a stranger. A stranger whom they never noticed has qualities they like. And then the REAL slow burn happens as they navigate how to act without that burning hate
just a burning something that both of them are too up in their own ass to unpack
And that. THAT is my enemies to lovers
hi ^_^ itâs been a while huh
History will call them roommates
So i have this fic called To be wanted .... it's pretty cool ngl
anyway ellen hutter crawling to thomas saying âill be goodâ and âyou could never please me like he couldâ is crazy work welcome back eroticism in horror
Heyyy I love your professor au with Kyle and Cartman. I'm just wondering if you've completely dropped it or not? Since the last post was in February, it's fine if you just don't have time or lost motivation for it!
I'm just curious :)
holy shit the last post was in february? omg 2024 was such a chaos HAHAHA thank you for still caring about it đ
it's still very dear to me and i have so much planned out (the whole story actually lmaooo) and sketched out scenes so i don't want to drop it! there's been a lot going on in my personal life and my job but i really want to be motivated again haha mattrey please drop season 27! ! ! ! ! ! i need it injected into my veins
anyway, thanks again 𼺠the story's not over! i guess you could say it's in a bit of a hiatus jgfjgjh
kyle!