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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

queer-boo-radley

I love this guy. He spent like a hundred and thirty grand on a super rare, very old Norwegian book, and then he donated it to his hometown library so that everybody could go and see it/read it eventually.

#I am sorry to announce I have jumped on the haaland hype train #bro is hilarious ngl #but idk what the world has come to that I'm out here fangirling a football player???#he is Norwegian though so that works in his favour tbh #never seen an unlikeable Norwegian before #and he's extremely good at what he does #including all his weird little side quests lol

wincaraz

#I'n not shipping real people #but if I was #these two would be who I would ship lmao #look at the chemistry #I mean #hello

victusinveritas

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

short-wooloo

This is the America I believe in, the America that we can be

mariasklodowskastwixbar

LAWRENCE KANSAS MENTION AND ITS NOT A SUPERNATURAL POST!!!!!!

themarydragon

The Scots in Boston are ACTUALLY drinking the city dry.

victusinveritas

The interviews with bartenders are amazing: most Bostonian man amazed someone can out-drink him, "wicked awesome" he says.

victusinveritas

And for once England has something to be proud of:

#my instagram algorithm switched to World Cup content #and this time it's not the fucking immigration bs the US government keeps pulling #but wholesome posts about the fans from different countries partying together #like in the olden days when football was fun until like 2014 #so far I've seen a lot of Scottish fans being hilarious #also the Scots dancing with the Iraqi fans in some parc #the Qataris dancing with the Canadians #and the Mexicans with the Koreans #the German saxophone player is back doing his thing #the Norwegians are rowing everywhere #the Dutch still jumping side to side behind that bus #that town in Kansas where the Algerian team is staying embracing them and their fans with everything they have #like... this is the wholesome content i am HERE FOR

bebx

soundoftheirwings

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)