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I have not been on tumblr in years! Figured I’d try coming back to it. Here a short video of me training with my pony ♥️

#equestrian #three day eventing #cross country

weednymphos

debrides

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

lesbirdan

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

hermionegranger

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

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One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

thomrainierskies

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

mirab3lle

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

icouldwritebooks

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

crimeronan

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

agrestenoir

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

gin-and-eschatonic

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

harold-theyre-thespians

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

narwhalsarefalling

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

wren-likethe-bird

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

spoopsheepy

Sometimes I answer my cell phone with “thank you for choosing Taco Time, what can I get started for you?” And inevitably there’s a dead silence for a moment where the person calculates what happened and I prepare to get laughed at.

I was also answering the phone at the bank once and got as far as “Thank you for calling po-… (bank name).” They realized I was about to fuck it up and I didn’t have the balls to admit I was about to welcome them to pokemon. I was thinking about other things. I still don’t know what happened.

anielilley

I work with horses. We will poke or push into their sides and say "over" to get them to move away from us. We also use the term "quit" when they are being a special noodle. In return I will do this to people and dogs. I've literally poked someone in the side and said "over" I just walk away silently.

butterflyinthewell

Hey.

Stop scrolling for a minute.

Your existence matters.

You being here makes the world a better place.

You deserve good things.

You’ll be okay.

I love you very much.

—~ Please reblog this if it brightened your day. Someone who follows your blog may need a little light, too. :) ~—

u-s-a

cold-earth-connection

askthesakamaki-deactivated20171

Diabolik lovers: asks, send one

1- who’s your favorite Sakamaki

2- do you like Laito’s fedora

3- who’s your favorite Mukami

4- how did you find the fandom

5- who’s your favorite parent

6- what is your favorite picture of the brother/brothers

7-who is your favorite Tsukinami

8- who would you want to cuddle with

9- do you hate anyone in DL

10- do you ship anyone

11- favorite to least favorite (all the bros)

13- what do you think of the fandom

14- are any of your friend/family into DL

13- sub or dub

15- do you think you’d survive living with the brothers

16- have you played the game

17- describe each brother with one word

18- do you think Kanato is scary or cute

19- which brother would you trust the most

20- who has the best eyes

21- first thoughts compared to your thoughts now

22- which brother is most like you

23- your thoughts on Teddy

24- do you own any DL themed items

25- what do you think of DL haters

26- has this fandom made you more sadistic/masochistic/other

27-who was the first brother you fell for

28- would you ever show your parents DL why/why not

29- do you drive a subaru

30- what do you think of Yui

domas-eternal-lotus

Eh why not. ~Misaki

dialovers-scenarios

Mun : Well , we could try . Ask me any of the above if you want ^^

fyeahrpmemes-blog

Reblog and see what color you get!

[Based on writing styles] White: I’m really shy to talk to you, but I would like to write with you sometime! Yellow: Your writing us great! Keep it up! Orange: I can hear ____’s voice when I read your writing! Pink: I like your writing, it just needs a little tweaking! [Specify] Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them. Maroon: Eh, your writing is ok. Magenta: I aspire to write like you. Purple: Your writing needs a little work. Violet: I wish you would write more. Aquamarine: Can you write a drabble between our two characters? Blue: You need to improve your writing Navy: I have a hard time understanding your writing. Gray: You should put more description into your writing. Black: Your writing is terrible. Silver: How are you not famous for your writing? O_O Brown: Your writing seems a little bleak. Would you like some tips or advice from me?

starishblog

Question time:

Who you like more?

reblog: Ren Jinguji

heart: Natsuki Shinomiya

kamen-yaiba

Brazil, June 26th 2015 - Public debate between one of the country’s most homophobic pastors / ministers (left) and the president of the LGBT Brazilian Association (right). This picture says a lot.

tjsbin

This is a work of art.

Unfollowing but re-following

I’m cleaning up all of my blogs but if I unfollow you on here it will most likley mean that I’m just moving you to my other blogs. I have this one which is my personal, I have my Equestrian and my Anime. So this blog will mainly be for anything with a little bit of horses and anime. As I’m going to try to keep those things on my other blogs. :) I still love all of you. You’re just moving to my other blogs meant for that purpose. <3