[animal-cookie]

A song about my day:

If you have a little cold, stay at home 👏👏

If you have a little cold, stay at home 👏👏

If you have a fucking cough, and you won't cover your mouth,

If you have a little cold, stay at home 👏👏

[radiofreederry]

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

[irlwakko]

not to be all “think of the children” but the fact that companies can openly admit to using methods to intentionally form addictions in children and we’re not killing their ceos in the streets yet is astounding

[irlwakko]

when I say “kids now don’t know how to disconnect” or “kids don’t know how to be bored anymore” i don’t mean “kids should sit in a white room in a solitary chair eating saltines and never touch technology” i mean “kids are losing the essential ability to imagine and create their own play because they have a constant 24/7 stream of more overstimulating material than they could ever watch at their fingertips, and when this stimulation is removed they literally don’t know what to do with themselves”

when I say “kids are addicted to video games” I don’t mean “ah these darn kids and their dag-blasted Ataris” I mean “video games are being purposefully designed to squeeze as much money/ad engagement out of the individual consumer as possible and mechanisms like lootboxes and season passes are intentionally engineered to create addiction”

[irlwakko]

i know it’s purely anecdotal but every time i think about that toddler who told his dad “don’t forget to like and subscribe” at bedtime because he thought it was how you said goodbye to people i feel sick

[headspace-hotel]

Not to sound like a boomer but playing in mud, using sticks for swords and guns, and gathering plants for potions are all vital to childhood

[goldengirlschildhood]

one of the frustrating things about grad school is that faculty tell that you’re learning all these project management skills but no only actually sits you down to teach you the tools you can use to do project management. you’re supposed to fumble around until you find a system that works for you, which isn’t necessarily efficient or good

[funnytwittertweets]

[amadeus-lmao]

I'm not mourning the queen AT ALL. She directly benefited from the colonization of Yemen, India, Ireland, Rwanda, Uganda, the Maori, Scotland, Pakistan, the Indigenous of Australia and North and South America etc. A lot of you are real fucking quiet about how they were treated. Her and the rest of the monarchy weren't just some "pop icon" their actions had consequences and the world lives through it. Call me disrespectful all you want, the rest of the royalty can cry with all the money and artifacts they stole.

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[ilikeit-art]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[jaubaius]

Shakira

[angelaeleni]

Love the parts of you that feel deepest shame, these are the parts that require the most tender love.

[scoutsmoocrew]

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[animal-cookie]

i struggled with third counts so much in band. This honestly would have helped a lot

[important-animal-images]

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[babyanimalgifs]

Kabosu (かぼちゃん) famous for the Doge meme turned 16 today 

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[thyrell]

i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer