Ah, Ramen. The instant stuff weeaboos and college kids eat almost 3 times a day. What a treasure.Â
You know what Iâm gonna teach you what to make? Ramen that isnât instant, and doesnât taste like you poured an entire fucking salt shaker into your fucking bowl. God damnâŠMSG, amirite?
Anyway, this recipes like pretty fucking delish, so weâre gonna have a pretty rad time making it, okay?
O FUCKING KAY.
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Ponyo-style Ramen
(servings: 1 bowl)
adapted from: x
Ingredients for Home made noodles-
3/4 cups all purpose flour
3/4 tsp salt (plus more to taste)
~1 Tbsp water (or more give or take)
2 cups pork or vegetable broth*
1 tsp soy sauce (add more if you want it to be saltier)
1/4 cup fresh bean sprouts
Ingredients for toppings-
1 piece of thick cut ham sliced in half
Mix all of the dry ingredients together and make a small âwellâ in the center of the mixture.
Mix all of the wet ingredients together and pour the mixture into the center âwellâ of the dry ingredients.
Slowly combine the ingredients together until it becomes a hard dough.
Knead that dough hardcore motherfucker. Knead it the same way you need every little bit of merch with your waifuâs face on it. Yeah I know i said âneedâ instead of âkneadâ. Fight me. I dare you.
Roll it into a ball and test the consistency. If itâs WAY too stick, add some flour, if itâs really hard and not sticky at all, add a TEENY bit of water. The dough should only be a tiny bit sticky, like not enough to stick anyway, u feel me
Once the doughs at the right consistency, wrap the dough ball in a dish towel and let that shit rest for like an hour. You rocked itâs work, tiger, and now it just needs to recharge a little. Am I implying you had sexual relations with a noodle? Yes. sort of. Itâs been a long day.
Take the dough ball once itâs rested and sprinkle flour over that shit. Make it rain, holla. place it on a flourâd counter and use a rolling pin to flatten it out. Like real talk.Â
If the dough starts sticking during the rolling process, slap some more flour on that shit.
Put the dough sheet on your cutting board and spread a bunch of flour over it. Real talk, get reaaaaaal liberal about your flour use here. You DO NOT want your noodles sticking together once we cut them.
Fold the sheet two times in the same direction, spreading flour over the sheet each time you fold it.
Once itâs folded, start cutting it into thin noodles. If you think itâs going to start stick, add some more flour onto that biz.
Once youâre done cutting them and you have a huge ass pile of noodles, toy at them a little with your fingers to unfold and separate them a bit. Then toss that shit around with some more flour.
Get some water bowling, enough to cover all the noodles, and just sort of sprinkle the noodles in. If you plop em all in theyâll stick and shit, so donât do that.Â
Cook for abot 4 minutes, tasting a noodle occasionally to see if theyâre done. I like undercooking mine a tiny bit so they fully cook in the soup.
Once theyâre done cooking, strain them and place them in the bowl youâre gonna eat from.Â
And bam. You finished the noodles. Are you proud of yourself? Do you want a hug? Fuck off, weâre not done yet ho we still got a WORLD of shit to finish before you can eat this mystical creation based off of Miyazakiâs food porn masterpiece.
In a medium sized pot, add the stock, dashi, and soy sauce. Bring it to a boil over high heat.
Remove from heat and stir in the miso. If you want to add more miso or something, fuckin go for it, itâs your life.
Add the bean sprouts in now so they warm up a little. Pour the soup into the bowl of noodles and stir it around so the bean sprouts and noodles are all intertwined.
Oh hot damn. You finished dat soup. Wow. how cool are you? Not that cool yet, because you still need to do the last few toppings you lil shitbaby.
Pour enough water to cover an egg into a small pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, place the egg in gently and let it stay there for like 10 minutes.
Once the eggâs cooked for about 10 minutes, take that shit out and place it in a small bowl of ice water so it can cool down.
Once itâs cooled, remove the shell and cut it in half vertically. Place one of the halves on top of the ramen and eat the other one yourself with a sprinkle of salt because you deserve it. Love yourself a little.
Get some thick cut ham slices, like the thickest you can find, get a piece and cut it in half. Drizzle a frying pan with olive oil and let it heat up before placing the ham slices on there.Â
Cook until heated up but not browned and place atop the noodles.
Thinly dice half the chive stock and place it atop the noodles as well.
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HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF SOME MIYAZAKI NOODLES
ARE YOU PROUD? YOU SHOULD BE. YOU BASICALLY MADE ART.
No seriously, put that shit in MOMA and it will probably sell a lot quicker than like, fuckin, idk, cubism or whatever. Because Ramen always tastes better than oil paint, trust me.
Alright nerds, thatâs Ponyoâs Ramen for you, enjoy eating literally 10 bowls of it while crying over fucking fish people you sad piece of trash.
LOVE YOU, BYEÂ
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