Rei (a.k.a. nerd)

25, totally into anime, gay and single, I reblog things I find funny. Feel free to note me anything. He/She/They

[evilwizard]

me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystal

oracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnet

me: could you rephrase

[evilwizard]

BE MORE SPECIFIC

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[boudicca]

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

[zal-cryptid]

R E V E L A T I O N

[zal-cryptid]

I TOLD YOU SO

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[basicmom]

pepperspray

[quiteaquoteboard]

(source)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.

[supermodelcats]

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

He's fucking crazy

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

Hes fuuuucked

[abcsofadhd]

If your ADHD is causing you to fuck up more, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the ADHD is getting worse.. you could just be doing more things which gives you more opportunity to fuck up.

This is one of the reasons, ADHD can get ‘worse’ as an adult. A child has very few responsibilities. An adult on the other hand, has all kinds of opportunities to fuck up on. 

[redshiftsinger]

Goes for other disabilities too. Sometimes it seems like it’s “getting worse” when what’s really happening is that circumstances have changed in a way that makes the symptoms more obvious and detrimental. 

[spoonie-living]

VERY important advice. Don’t beat yourself up. Adulting is HARD.

[teabeakay]

Oh, good point

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[memorycycle]

horniest post on this app

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[i-am-dulaman]

Well done ireland

[ruinedchildhood]

[myspace]

[love-and-thvnder]

A clash of the two best anime on either side of the pacific, get the shirt HERE!

[sword-grandma]

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[memehumor]

communist cat

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.