In Hellsing we have the opposite of this (they're all already bisexual)
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In Hellsing we have the opposite of this (they're all already bisexual)
you better take him up on this offer... for your own safety
If Hellsing were a much longer running monster of the week type thing what kind of plots would you guys want to have happened?
Personally I just really want an excorcism episode, and an arc where Iscariot and Hellsing are forced to work together/adjacent to each other without it resulting in Maxwell going batshit crusader mode 😂
An exorcism episode would be amazing.
Some things I would love to see in a longer, more episodic series:
Expanded monsters/occult aspect. We’ve got canon vampires, werewolves, and magic users, so let’s just keep adding to that. Get some literal demons in there, perhaps ghosts, other types of shapeshifters, other zombie-type creatures, maybe other kinds/different lineages of vampires, etc. (And maybe even actually explain some lore. 😂)
More shady secret organizations! Who’s fighting the forces of darkness beyond Hellsing and Iscariot’s territories? Let’s meet them!
Speaking of territories, let’s see how far Hellsing’s actually is. Do they only work in the UK or might they be sent as far as other Commonwealth realms? Could Hellsing go to Australia? etc.
Holiday episodes! I want one Christmas episode at Hellsing, one at Iscariot, and one where they’re forced together for some reason and have to get along. (And because I love the Jewish Pip HC he can be trying to celebrate Hanukah during all the nonsense.) Maybe also an extra spooky Halloween episode or two.
Integra talks to the ghosts of her family at some point. Perhaps in a Christmas Carol-like episode where Integra sees Abraham, Arthur, and perhaps even Richard over the course of a night.
The mansion is just haunted in general.
Speaking of Integra’s family, let’s have an episode about her mom. Maybe Walter tells Integra a story about her. IDK.
Iscariot shows up pretty regularly, like every few episodes or so, to either conflict with or assist Hellsing in some way. And multi-ep arc like mentioned above would be great.
Events would have to go a bit differently for obvious reasons because of the new structure of the series but we do still end up with Pip and maybe some other Geese. Perhaps they get hired for a short-term situation and end up being offered more permanent positions.
Seras eventually gets to go on missions of her own without Alucard. Pip comes with for his experience in shady dealings and to make sure no one sets her coffin on fire while she’s sleeping. There are many McDonald’s dates.
In one of these episodes (maybe around the start of season 2) they head to Canada (Commonwealth realm!) to solve a little problem in Montreal at the request of the government. Unfortunately, Quebec is majority Catholic and the archdiocese has already sent a request of their own. This is where Heinkel and Yumie make their entrance and Seras is like, “I have GOT to stop meeting these people this way!”
An episode that just follows Anderson around for a day. Starts out pretty cute at the orphanage and ends after a monster hunt that night.
This is getting really long so I’ll stop here but there’s so much a longer revamp could do!
All of these ideas are perfection
*Sigh* This would have been so awesome. We were robbed. All of this interwoven with the overarching storyline over multiple seasons…I would have really loved some Wild Geese/Seras mission episodes. You know, just so Pip’s death could be like 1000x more heart stabbing.
And ditto on fleshing out Iscariot, too. Especially Anderson with the orphanage. Again, make his death like a million times more tragic.
Also, some flashback episodes with young Integra/Alucard/Walter dynamics.
Integra: Alucard why did you turn that girl into a vampire?
Alucard: I am not sure. Perhaps i did it on a whim, but that doesn’t sound like me.
Integra: HALF THE SHIT YOU DO IS ‘ON A WHIM’
I will only enjoy the live action if they actually get Bruce Willis to do the Willis Space.
Suspiciously prophetic of me to choose this time frame to have a weird remission back into Hellsing because lo and behold.
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just watched hellsing ultimate
Alucard be like
Post Time Skip
Alucard: Integra,it appears we are out of toilet paper.
Integra: -flashbacks to 2020- n. . . no. . . w-we can't be. . . not again. . .
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She wrecked him instead
“So you are a bottom?”
“Bullshit, you’re a taker.”
I’m bruh my 2 year sister was about to sleep and I busted a laugh
dracula, skulking around in the shadows: oh, so you've dared to wander into my castle, human? what are you willing to trade for my knowledge? what if i were to... take a drink from you? >:)
lisa: teach me pharmacology, you rude bitch
fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that depressed horny vampire and that weird angry priest from hellsing had going on
Yeah that happened
Why didn't I find this joke already