thinking about post time skip haikyuu is so funny to be bc the people who know other people is crazy like what must normal people in that universe think
like why does youtuber streamer and owner of bouncing ball co kozume kenma aka kodzuken know the libero of this russian team and this half russian model and this comedian / chef and also a bunch of div 1&2 pro volleyball players and his childhood bsf works for the jva
some kid comes to class one day and his teacher knows half the japanese national team ????? THIS RANDOM COP IN MIYAGI IS A SENPAI TO HINATA SHOYO AND KAGEYAMA TOBIO i’m in tears actually this is so funny how have i never considered this
yachi taking time off for the olympics and her colleagues are like oh omg what are you watching? you could come and watch at this bar with us! and she’s like actually my super famous besties got me tickets to go see the games IN PERSON and that’s how they learn she’s besties with hinata and kageyama bc she also posts a selfie w them and yamaguchi and tsukishima
new fans are so confused on how and why hinata knows so many people??? why is he on good terms with the japanese guy who plays for that one polish team? why is he posting selfies with san juan’s star setter???? why is san juan’s star setter married to THE JAPANESE TEAMS ATHLETIC TRAINER??? WHAT IS HAPPENING
everyone and everything is connected
edit: this is suddenly getting a lot of attention again? is it bc of the new hq magazine idk!!! but hi to anyone who sees this lol i wrote hq stuff on ao3 too :)
Finally finished this piece about kakashi's parents and the box sakumo hid under the house
Gai: Go, metal, pull!!! Mirai: SENSEI! We found a weird box under the house! Fell on my head! Gai: A box under the house? Biscuit: Correct. Pakkun: No traps that we can smell. Kind of smells like boss. Who knows what that could be.... Gai: It's ok! Go back with Shiba just until I know nothing can hurt you. Mirai: Is it bad? Shiba: No scary smells, kid. Gai: .........A dog collar Pakkun: None of ours!!!! Gai: Looks like a box of documents and letters on top. Probably kakashis or his father's. Mirai: I'm sorry... Gai: Nonsense! Great work, Mirai! You reported it to me right away!
[knocking] Kks: Come in.... [door creaks] hm? Baby~~~ Gimme Gimme! Gimme the fucking baby, Gai
Kks: C'mere!... woo! [Laughing] [Metal giggling]
Kks: What did you three do today? Metal: baba! Kks: ooo. Metal: Abababah Gabba Kks: You and grandpa got wild, huh?... He's very quiet today. Gai: Mirai found this in the crawlspace. Kks: Oh? I thought I took my box out of the floorboards already.... Gai: Your box?
Kks: This is dad's. Gai: Sakumo? Was he protecting the contents? Kks: He was heartbroken when my mom was killed. Didn't hide it well. So, to function for our sakes, He stored away reminders of her.
Kks: Ah. See! I told you he kept my babyteeth... hmmm pictures. my 100 days. You want i-.... no [metal whines] Gai: Little baby man. Kks: Dad when he looked young. This was mom's ninken.
Kks: This one's..... [metal babbles] Mom. Gai: She smiled just like youhuhu~ the freckles
Sakumo: You got lucky. Your smile is just like her's Kks: Rah! Sakumo: Ok! Let's go pick what we need for lunch! Kks: Yeah.... I know
Kks: I thought I would feel sad. But dad always looked upset thinking about her, so i never asked about her. I wish I could've known her. Gai: I gotta go. I'm crying, so he'll also sympathy cry!! I'll be back to walk you home after I drop him off!! Kks: O-ok!
Kks: Look who it is~! Gai: Sakumooooooo~
Kks: Can't believe dad captured you stalking me. Gai: It worked, did it not? Kks: Sorry he scared you today. Gai: Are you really alright? Kks: Mmm
Kks: I got to know more about my parents, of course I'm ok. It's jsut a shame. I want them to see... the family we've built. Gai: YOU- Kks: what?
[gai sniffs] Kks: Let's go home. Gai: We're so cute! Kks: Me and my little acorn. Gai: CEASE you're disgusting
