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Poor Nano got out played by a middle-schooler breaking the fourth wall.

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

deathdaydreamm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

deathdaydreamm

mariacallous

The ADL of California called the sentencing “little more than a slap on the wrist.”

prismatic-bell

ONE YEAR????

That motherfucker clubbed an elderly man to death, stood in his blood yelling "free Palestine," and got ONE FUCKING YEAR????????????

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

moving-in-place

batmanisagatewaydrug

im aroace and not interested in having any kind of romantic or sexual relationship ever, right. but the one thing I do struggle with sometimes is that I wish I'd have the kind of partnership some people in allo relationships have, where they love each other so much and are there for everything, living their entire life together. i know it's possible to have that in a platonic capacity, but it feels like I'm just... Constantly bombarded by "it has to be romantic. they have to love you romantically, and they have to fuck you, or else nobody would want you like that. The only way you'll get the companionship you desire is if you let someone love you like that, even if it makes you feel disgusting". it's always "marriage" and "the special connection from sex". even the person im closest to likes me romantically, and it sucks, because I love them but Not Like That. it sucks a whole fucking lot. anyway. I don't even know how you could answer to this, but oh well! here's to hoping I'll find the special someone that wants to split the electricity bill without me having to put out for it

bummerrrrrrr

pjackk

They were supposed to show this at fucking game clam

zsh-official

orchuris

op disabled reblogs but i still want this

edit guys please go consider looking at op’s blog or smth i feel bad taking all the notes from thrm :(

hometoursandotherstuff

sea-salted-wolverine

I'm telling you; the time allotted for rest and the time allotted for relaxation should not come out of the same bucket.

I would like to do a low key enjoyable activity for my own benefit, but god fucking damn it. I need to sleep. Eyes need to be shut. honk shu mimimi. I do not get to relax because I only ever get to rest.

cloudabserk

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

cloudabserk

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

cloudabserk

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

shadow-von-vamp

speaking of berdly i kept thinking about this picture last night and laughing

justplainrain

whale-blanket

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]