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kenma: hey kuro, wanna play video games with me?

kuroo: i can't sorry. i'm busy.

kenma: you aren't allowed to be busy. you're my only friend

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[playing Truth or Dare]

Kenma: ok my turn. Kiss the next person who walks in

Akaashi: eww no

(Bokuto suddenly walks in)

Akaashi: well i have no other choice, rules are rules

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Bokuto: Do you know who Post Malone is?

Akaashi: Yeah, he's a musician.

Bokuto: Well, then do you know who Ho Malone is?

Akaashi: ??? No??

Bokuto: It's a classic Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.

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Kuroo: I hate you.

Bokuto: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue

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Kirishima: Bakubro stop yelling

Bakugou: IM NOT YELLING!!! IM JUST TALKING REALLY LOUDLY >>>:((((

[bnha-incorrect]

hawks: do you have any real friends? any relationship at all not connected to your money or status?

endeavor: i have children

hawks: oh those poor orphans

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Midoriya: *mumbles*

Todoroki: Midoriya??? Can you,,, stop? That's a bit weird...

Bakugou: Are you silencing him? Are you silencing his personality?

Bakugou: Good. Because I don't like it.

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Midoriya: *walks by*

Bakugou: *coughs and sneezes violently*

Kirishima: Yo! Bro are you okay?

Bakugou: Yeah I'm just allergic to ugly

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Midoriya: Kacchan, what's the temperature?

Bakugou, eyeing Todoroki: Higher than your standards for men

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Kyoya: I'm sorry, is this some kind of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?

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Shinsou, texting at 3 am: sleep is for the week

Kaminari: don't you mean weak?

Shinsou: no. I am going to sleep for a week.

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Chuuya: meat is murder!

Dazai: no wonder my thighs are killer

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Jirou: Just give up before you embarrass yourself.

Kaminari: Oh no, I never give up before I embarrass myself.

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All Might, about the LOV: Have you no control over those idiots?

Kurogiri: None whatsoever.

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Iida: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Todoroki: Probably Bakugou.

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Midoriya: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Midoriya: Me too

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Sero: what the hell are you doing?

Bakugou: *hugging Sero* i promised Kirishima i would make an effort to get along with you so we're having a moment and if you ruin this Sero, i swear i will punch you in the dick so hard it will fall off, do you hear me?

Sero: *sweats* uh, okay