Jun 29, 2021
Sans, drunk: So you’re telling me that I, an ordinary man, am married to you, the most beautiful man to walk this earth?
Grillby: First of all, you’re not ordinary. Secondly, yes.
Sans:
Sans: I don’t believe you. I’m not that lucky.
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Malaysia
seen from Chile
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
Sans, drunk: So you’re telling me that I, an ordinary man, am married to you, the most beautiful man to walk this earth?
Grillby: First of all, you’re not ordinary. Secondly, yes.
Sans:
Sans: I don’t believe you. I’m not that lucky.
Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.
Maki: I don’t have a girlfriend.
Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?
Maki: Oh my god, you have Kaede!
Kidnapper: I’m going to become a painter after this...
Bad person on the phone: We have your husband Furuichi Sakyo
Izumi: K
Person on the phone: K??
Izumi: Yeah, you don't have him. He has you
*hangs up*
Hiccup: You don’t get out much, do you?
Rapunzel: Eh, Mother’s a bit overprotective. She says I need to wait to see the world till I’m ready for everything, but then she says I’ve got everything I need in here. But one day, I’m gonna see the world. I’m gonna be an explorer! I’m gonna eat a hamburger!
Hiccup: I could just bring you a hamburger.
Rapunzel: You really are my best friend!
Izaya: Dicks are so cute
Shizuo:
Shizuo: What?
Izaya: you know, when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching like its nuzzling you?
Izaya: or when they perk up and look at u like “owo nya :3!”
Izaya: *giggles* penis-kun is happy to see me !!
Shizuo: ...
Shizuo: Your not allowed near mine anymore.
Izaya: Wait Shizu-chan where are you going?
Midoriya: Kacchan, what's the temperature?
Bakugou, eyeing Todoroki: Higher than your standards for men
Vanitas: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.
Jeanne: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
Rise: Let me guess, you and Kanji are having problems? You want me to teach you how to kiss?
Naoto: I know how to kiss. I've read books.