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anna || asexual || magical sparkle unicorn with wings || am on dreamwidth same name

[annadream]

Idk if this is me being curmudgeonly or not but why is every single school grade now hosting graduation parties? I keep seeing yard signs or banners for “congrats 5th grade graduate!” And “welcome to our 2nd grade graduation party”

And it feels excessive??? Can’t your kid just be happy school is out for the summer?

I remember having an 8th grade “promotion” ceremony to high school, and then yeah grad parties for high school/college. But that was it, all the other years it was like woohoo end of year party see you in the fall

And I guess it’s harmless but it is somehow very annoying to me personally

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[fenrishion]

ad astra, artemis ii 🌒

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[codeblueberry]

she was this close to saying repressed country twink with daddy issues and chronic people-pleaser tendencies

[annadream]

My dog may have poison oak rash — I’m not entirely sure because it happened during the 12 hours he was MISSING IN A NATIONAL FOREST

And obviously I’m grateful that he wasn’t injured more seriously during his misadventure but I am also annoyed because it’s a very gross rash I have to deal with and dog also has to wear a cone so he’s upset and grumpy

And my vet says to bring him in if it doesn’t improve by tomorrow and I also have a huge work presentation tomorrow so I’m just feeling wired and blah

Anyway I bought a lotto ticket when I found my dog as a joke because what are the odds I’d find my dog after he was lost for 12 hours in the middle of the mountains? Gotta be like winning the lotto right? Hahaha and the biggest surprise of all is I actually won something! I think it works out to $15 but like…that’s better than zero and that $15 is gonna cover half the cost of his medication hahahaha

(The ticket cost $5 so in actuality I won $10)

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[theinstagrahame]

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[borgialucrezia]

He is a fucking asexual weirdo. But as much as it pains me to say this, he's my fucking asexual weirdo.

[liquidroots]

happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

[redstonedust]

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

[parkjihyo]

JIHYO :: ATM (1) before and after coloring:

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[fortycumber]

me at work, or just anywhere tbh.

[annadream]

Murder Mindfully is a show I keep starting and then forgetting because something else comes up, and then I’m like oh wait I was watching this and it’s good, but then something comes up…

Anyway now there’s season 2 so I’m gonna try and commit because I really do like it

My favorite moments so far:

Main character buying a kindergarten because he needs his daughter to get into a good school (and to get back into good graces with his wife) by convincing his mafia compatriots that it’s in their best interest to own a kindergarten instead of a new brothel (don’t you know it’s easier to manipulate people if you have their kids?)

Main character unable to “smile to himself” during stressful situations so he just smiles, period, and looks like a psychopath because who smiles peacefully while watching someone get stomped to death? lol