alright let's remix this business

[mariopowertennis]

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

[i-am-found]

GIRLFRIENDS!!!!! (gif)

_____

Yelena:

[annaxkendricks]

Elsa’s breath intake though 😩

[derpiana]

[still-an-innocentt]

EVERY! SINGLE! TRACK! FROM! LOVER! CHARTED! ON! THE! TOP! 100! FROM! THE! FIRST! ALBUM! SHE! OWNS! ALL! 18! OF! THEM!

[youllbeeightynine]

THE FACT THAT THE VIDEO SAYS COPYRIGHT TAYLOR SWIFT AND NOT A RECORD LABEL... PERIODDDDD BITCH PERIOD

[falsegod]

THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

[ididnthaveitinmyselftogo]

“DONT DATE TAYLOR SWIFT UNLESS YOU WANT A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU”

Yea and look at what beautiful songs she writes about you if youre not a dick and treat her right

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[the-otaku-rulebreaker-deactivat]

So Kit’s officially reached true Herondale levels of angst

[swift-worldwide]

this is how I imagine taylors thought process while writing the man

[lohver]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[docwhofans]

THE POST, THE P O S T

[everyone-loves-purple]

IT’S THE POST!!!!!!!

[annaxkendricks]

Bechloe: Defining their relationship

[beca-mitchell]

HIDE THEM

[holygraund]

I’ll be there if you’re the toast of town babe / or if you strike out and you’re crawling home

[this-love-is-treacherous]

👏🏻 PERIODD 👏🏻

[falsegod]

we love a glow up