Anne of Green Gables Incorrect Quotes

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[After Anne finds out Gilbert has typhoid fever]

Marilla: Don't worry, everything will be fine

Anne: How can you say that?

Marilla: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have

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Gilbert, opening the door: Hello, Marilla! I hope you had the prescence of mind to bring ‘presents of mine’…

Marilla:

Gilbert:

Marilla: I haven’t heard that joke since last year.

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Marilla, eyeing Davy: While she is here, I expect you all to be on your best behavior.

Davy: Why are you looking at me?

Marilla: Was I?

Davy: Yes, and you still are.

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“Instead of presents, this year I’m giving everyone my opinion.”

Rachel Lynde

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Dora: Davy, don’t you ever knock before coming into a person’s room?

Davy: You’re not a person, you’re my sister!

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Marilla: I trust the twins. If they say they didn’t do it, then they didn’t do it.

Marilla, five minutes later: Alright, which one of you did it?

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Gilbert: I understand that we’ll probably never be friends—

Anne: You can leave out the ‘probably’.

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Anne: Those trousers are really working for you.

Gilbert: Yeah?

Anne: They’re working for me, too.

Gilbert: You’re flirting with me!

Anne: Something like that.

Gilbert: Finally! Do it some more.

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Marilla: I can be flexible.

Rachel Lynde: As long as everything is exactly the way you want it, you’re totally flexible.

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Anne: I studied Gilbert Blythe long and hard to figure out why I hated him so much—

Anne: —but that blossomed into primal desire, as these things often do.

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Anne: That’s ridiculous. Gilbert doesn’t have a crush on me.

Diana: Yes, he does.

Marilla: Yes, he does.

Gilbert: Yes, I do.

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Matthew: If you know me, you know I don’t like to have conversations with my neighbours.

Rachel Lynde: Or any human being.

Matthew: Pretty much. Any human being I don’t already know.

Marilla: And most that you do.

Matthew: True. That’s mostly accurate.

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Diana: Anne and Gilbert’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Fred Wright: Took about that long for it to happen.

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Anne: You think I’m irritating?

Marilla: I have never said that. Out loud.

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Anne: I have a lot of standards.

Anne, motioning to Gilbert: And somehow this idiot managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place.

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Davy Keith, hitting his wrist: Ow! My armkle.

Anne: Your what?

Marilla, sighing: His wrist.

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Gilbert, trying to flirt with Anne: Hey, did you fall from Heaven? Because you…hurt from—

Anne:

Gilbert: I’ll come back in five minutes and do it again.

Anne: Please don’t.