Queer Princess

hello im friendly and i wish i were a wizard

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[ohevoyev]

me after catching a glimpse of myself in a security monitor at target

[slormp]

[mens-rights-activia]

The people have spoken

[advanced-procrastination]

The true hero here is the fact that there was no question of whether you’d unplug him to charge, only whether you’d plug him back in afterward

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[fuckjerry]

[neoperks]

[bosmerbutt]

[funnyposts]

me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up

[thenatsdorf]

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[cloudfreed]

hooman. giv me the fupcking WINE

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

u kno when sometimes ur like i should sleep now but ur heart is like no girl its time for u to hurt

[shampooligan]

[ithelpstodream]

[thenatsdorf]

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[blushnhoney]

@l3iii

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[kendinefilozof]

[mediumsizedboy]

Is that sufjan stevens

[heavymodelheavymodel]