Hey

[obobro]

Kataang × Earth Kingdom girls × 'that's rough buddy' duo

[valtsv]

ok but the concept of a rivalry is just so funny. it’s like “i’m literally obsessed with you. you’re the only motherfucker on the planet worth my undivided time and attention. i spend hours planning in detail exactly what i’m going to say and do the next time that we meet. but, like, i fucking hate you.”

[morefunthanb4]

[translesbianethics]

[izzyb4642]

What’s happening

[kahavave]

They’re referencing civil asset forfeiture, a process by which (essentially) the state can take your stuff if they believe said stuff was involved in a crime and you have to demonstrate that it wasn’t involved in a crime nor was it intended to be involved in a crime (emphasis here; because the item is being charged, not a person, it is guilty until proven innocent).  Depending on whether a judge determine the suspicion was reasonable or not, you may have to pay legal fees to get your stuff back.

IE; if a cop pulls you over, searches your car, finds 200$, and thinks you got it by selling drugs he’s allowed to take it and you have a couple months to prove that you didn’t get it by selling drugs otherwise the department gets to keep it.  And if the judge agrees that taking the money in the first place was reasonable then to get it back you may have to pay the court.

[royalturkeyz]

Long Story short cops can legally mug you.

[munsass]

[fuks]

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

thank you op this means a lot

[fresh-opossum]

@yayforhomestuck @mythicalwashrag

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[raepritewrites]

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

[back-that-sass-up]

god I hope you work in the medical field

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[thoodleoo]

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

[akamxru]

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

[topazpearl]

[growing-past-me]

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward

[i-am-a-fish]

i have contaminated the water supply it is now very potent respect women juice

[snotrockett]

[divine-rights-of-kings]

If women want respect they should perform their God-given female duties. Poisoning water is feminist nonsense

[rockerchicktravellinwidthedoctor]

Reblog if you’re a feminist and you want to poison this dude’s water

[studentlifeproblems]

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[user87262893]

The type of the mother I’m trying to be. Not just encourage bodily autonomy, but reward displays of it, even when it might make someone else in the room uncomfortable.

[swedepea]

I’ve made so many people uncomfortable in supporting my daughter’s personal space. People will try to hug her, she’ll sometimes say “No, thank you” and the adult will look at me to make her do it, but I just say “It’s ok honey, you don’t have to hug anyone you don’t want to.” It makes people irrationally huffy, making me feel even more justified in supporting my daughter’s choices. Creeps.

[catscharm]

That isn’t how it works little one.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

women in small towns be working for pyramid schemes and salons

[xenosagaepisodeone]

men in small towns be working at The Factory

[daddyfuckedme]