taking a break

on hiatus

[emiett]

[behindtheplottwist-deactivated2]

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

[tea-n-whiskey]

Fake Pockets: A How To

[doctopus]

[whoremionegrunger-deactivated20]

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

[shoujo-addict]

りゅうこ & マコ

[4gifs]

[jamesisrambling-deactivated2014]

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

[pyopyon-deactivated20151028]

"Did you just catch that?"

[adriofthedead]

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

[fandomgirl1388]

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

[canadianslut]

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

[nanocomputer]

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

[lizemeddings]

even a sad ghost can’t be sad all of the time.

[claybabay]

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

[fuzzypigs]

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

[juodaanviinaa]

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

[cosmo-sss-deactivated20150804]

90% of my anxiety in a text post

[petitedeath]

NEED INSURANCE FOR CAR NEED MONEY FOR INSURANCE NEED JOB FOR MONEY SEE ABOVE

[burnsherlockhasmoved-blog]

see how fucked up this is

[420yaoifucker69-blog]

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[robotmango]

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

Crushes, a guide:

[kev-n]

Basically

[the-flapwagon-archives]

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

[intensional]

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

[thepurdypurdy-blog]

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

[joebarborak]

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

[britney2007spears]

u lived in a k-mart

[zzazu]

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading