[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

sorry dude cant go out im listening to music. yeah no its gonna be all day

[tri-ciclo]

Salman Toor  Floating-Bookshelf, 2017 Oil on Panel

[depsidase]

[inkmo]

happens to the best of us

[campyvillain]

we need to kill all forms of self deprecating humor in 2022. literally eradicate that shit

[campyvillain]

i’m serious the amount of damage that the half jokey “i-i’m trash and bad at everything hshshshshsj!” mindset has done to the minds of vulnerable mentally ill young people especially young kids and teenagers should be considered a federal crime i think. whoever decided that state of mind is Quirky and Ideal and relatable to spread to impressionable people should be guillotined and gnawed on. no more

[chokulit]

i am big and strong and immortal and also funny and good at art and also the smartest person alive i am the secret ingredient to a good day

[funkyness]

[bamsara]

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[bamsara]

I am being scritched

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[pyrrhiccomedy]

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[that-twink-over-there]

Even the bots know this is iconic

[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS

[lake-erie]

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

[swarnpert]

dark breakfast club

please forget about me

[buttsec]

do u ever just look at your hand

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[perrfectly]

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams”

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