Hoooooyyyyyyahhh

Rylan - I haven’t used tumblr in 5 years help

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening.

[sexpigeon]

[10knotes]

at the disco

[frostyforya]

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[bestnatesmithever]

this is amazing.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement

[just-shower-thoughts]

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

[akamarulover]

I just started watching Tokyo Ghoul:RE, is this about right?

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[yeehawlw]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[jewishdragon]

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

[mymouthisfullofstars]

it is important to have friends who are proud of you when you get a new job or learn to bake or do big things, but it is also important to have friends who are proud of you when you get out of bed and take a shower.

[chogiwa-kpop]

LOOOOL

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[daily-showerthoughts]

A bout of depression in the midst of living your life is a lot like sneezing while driving. You can’t stop the car, and you can’t really control the sneeze, so you just cross your fingers and hope you don’t die.

[marianbyron]

My friend Ellis made another one of these