ouch my knees

em. 28. she/her, they/them. scottish. lover of bastille, the 12th doctor, all forms of horror and formula 1. max verstappen till i die. i am extremely normal about peter capaldi.

[toastbutteregg]

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[bedpsyching]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[celestialdecomposition]

paying the puppy tax

[celestialdecomposition]

man…

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[onemillionspiders]

To be fair, my cousin is referred to as "he" in the math problem

[mcgravin]

Cousin Throckmorton has come out as trans? Wow, the world is beautiful.

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[godkillerbrigade]

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

[godkillerbrigade]

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me