daynas weird stuff

what about nascar?????

[annoyingfacemaker]

literally nothing makes me happier than imaging saint-saëns and tchaikovsky just doing a whole ballet together for fun :,)

[doing-it-for-debussy]

a compilation of some of my favourite composer quotes:

“Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.”  - Igor Stravinsky

“I am sure my music has a taste of codfish in it.” - Edvard Grieg 

“Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them.” - Richard Strauss

“He’d be better off shovelling snow than scribbling on manuscript paper.” - Richard Strauss on Schoenberg

“I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music.” - Ludvig van Beethoven

“I have written a chorale both sober and suitable. In it I have put everything I know about boredom. I dedicate this to those who do not like me.” - Erik Satie

“ Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.” - Gioacchino Rossini

“What a good thing this isn’t music.” - Gioacchino Rossini on Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique 

“Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no singers!” - Gioacchino Rossini

“In opera there is always too much singing.” - Claude Debussy

“Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!” - Johann Sebastian Bach

“Listening to the 5th Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.” - Aaron Copland 

“The audience expected something big, something colossal, but they were served instead with some agitated water in a saucer.” - Louis Schnieder on Debussy’s La Mer

“He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.” - Clara Schumann on Liszt 

“What a giftless bastard!” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky on Brahms

“Handel is only fourth rate. He is not even interesting.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“Bach on the wrong notes” -  Sergei Prokofiev on Stravinsky 

And, saving the best for last…

“Lick my ass up and down” -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 

Feel free to add more! (Also please don’t think that I agree with all of these, I am a huge fan of Symphonie Fantastique and La Mer!!)

[frozen-delight]

Because Wagner bashing is a favourite occupation of mine:

“One can’t judge Wagner’s opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don’t intend to hear it a second time.” - Gioacchino Rossini

“For me Wagner is impossible…he talks without ever stopping. One just can’t talk all the time.” - Robert Schumann

“Is Wagner a human being at all? Is he not rather a disease?” - Friedrich Nietzsche

For which reason I’ll also quote some non-composers on the subject:

“Richard Wagner was a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.” - Mark Twain

“I like Wagner’s music better than anybody’s. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time.” - Oscar Wilde

[annoyingfacemaker]

I woke up this morning at 4 am and my first thought was “can words be in keys” and i continued to debate this with myself for about four minutes and then immediately fell back asleep. I’ve been studying too much theory 

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If you have a piano at your house do not invite me over because i will ignore you the whole time and just practice piano

[annoyingfacemaker]

musician culture is the ability to focus on your instrument for 5+ hours but being unable to concentrate on anything else lmaooo

[sailonacrossthesea]

Just look how adorable they are! Honestly, the most beautiful friendship I’ve ever seen

[flaneuriste]

One of the reasons I love David Gilmour is that he gave Richard another time to shine. Richard was incredibly talented, of course. But David didn’t overshadow him. He just quietly, graciously coaxed him out of his shell of hurt, put him back on the stage behind his keyboards and let him feel all that love come at him. You see, David wasn’t just born with good genes and a beautiful face - he crafted that face that we see now.  #david gilmour  #richard wright

[annoyingfacemaker]

i will forever thank him for this <3

[annoyingfacemaker]

one time I went to the bathroom at this restaurant and the lights weren't on, so I turned them on. Then I noticed one of the stalls was locked? so someone was just in there peeing in the dark? if that isnt me 

[i-am-a-fish]

bad news yall, we have just entered Straight Pride Month, and they have fireworks 😔

[enbyezzie]

Umm??? It’s Jul-Bi, sorry you must have been confused

[i-am-a-fish]

You are absolutely right and I have been a fool and goon thank you

[annoyingfacemaker]

every time i pass the greenhouse I wonder if its open yet and then I remember that it’s January calm tf down bitch

[annoyingfacemaker]

sup guys

my dad just asked me “why do buffalo wings taste like chicken” and i said

“buffalo wings arent a real thing”

finals week was hard k

[annoyingfacemaker]

Me talking to someone: flirts flawlessly withought knowing, can have an actuall conversation

me talking to my crush: Tentical porn, thoughts?

[annoyingfacemaker]

New Plan

Instead of calling the straights heteros or straights we call them the        Straighty mcStraights

[annoyingfacemaker]

Me at 10: Coffee is DISGUSTING and I will NEVER drink it. It is SATANS JUICE

Me now: mm caffee love me some bean juice

[annoyingfacemaker]

(12AM)

Me, opening a bag of potato chips

my mom who has been in a coma for 12 years: ARE YOU EATING POTATO CHIPS IN bED AT 12aM

[annoyingfacemaker]

i just heard a 70 year old man say oh em gee and i felt my entire soul leave my body

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m all hyped up on chamomile tea babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m bouta sleep!!!!!!

[annoyingfacemaker]

overheard today at shcool

“killer whales dont belong in the swamp”