i have like a hundred posts i wish i could pin :/

just really fuvking funny, ask my woef he/They

[cpericardium]

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[cilantrhoes]

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[iangage]

[wizardarchetypes]

HELP

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[segamascott]

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[slimetony]

You may have gathered from my recent posts that at this point in my life i am more or less just walking around all the time

[slimetony]

But to make matters worse im drinking dog shit like this

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[the-knife-consumer]

I'm really getting the hang of it