I am a changed man.

When you come back from 2 years and discover your amazing past cringy self 👌👌

[shittyidea]

Brexit

[softchubbypuppy]

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[s00nstuck023]

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

[sherryfrajer]

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

[theanimatedwonders]

♪ I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘Til the end of the night ♪

[surprisebitch]

[foosili]

confy

[acoolguy]

[bob-belcher]

it has begun..

[shittyidea]

Cups with no holes at all to avoid spilling

[chessys]

*isnt universally loved* i guess i’ll just Die

[paprika]

[paprika]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to be told happy birthday, but I hate telling anyone it’s my birthday.

[shittyidea]

A sex toy that complains you’re not meeting it’s needs…

[sneakystabbythief]

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

[just-shower-thoughts]

When my nipples get hard I cup them with my hands and literally try to “calm my tits”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Knives make use of cutting edge technology

[alltimeloe]

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

[amoebagrrrl]

not to be cynical about true love but could anything really sound better than boney m’s rasputin

[shittyidea]

Bras