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[virgoboy]

tumblr is like are you SURE you want to look at this blog you’ve followed for 4 years it contains adult content now

heres a joke: my father

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

They snuck it through while the rest of us were asleep

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

Darling

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Face all challenges with a shot of vodka and “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[monstroussuggestion]

Your face is so beautiful dappled with blood.

[blackviolets-blog1]

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[marisatomay]

kids baking competitions are amazing

[anonshipper]

If this is truly a quote, I need to watch kids cooking shows all the time. *dying*

[catchymemes]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[deapseelugia]

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

[chocolatequeennk]

Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one. 

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.

[briiiiw]

get a girl who scratches your back and plays with your hair even after you’re asleep

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[incorrect-soa-twd-quotes]

Happy: I have an idea.

Chibs: No murder.

Happy: I had an idea.

[luvzsick]

[accordingtomyresearch]

*one minor inconvenience happens* 

[valtsv]

writing BDSM fanfiction about stephanie myer’s twilight series and then turning it into a bestseller erotica trilogy that somehow manages to be both more popular and more universally hated for its terrible writing than stephanie myer’s twilight series is the definition of “weird flex but okay”