a wee bit wayward

i'm polite as fuck

[dark-eddsworld]

my name is yucky chicken juice and im want all of your fridge ok! yes through the plastic bag! thank you!

[dragonbleps]

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

[weavemama]

my mood for the rest of the year

[xaocchaos]

every year tbh

[fantasticsacabambaspis]

[walk-my-love]

Pancakes From the Other Side 🥞

[hyratel]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

This is the wholesome Infernal content I need.

[antifainternational]

C’mon now Atlanta they’re asking ever-so nicely!

[antisolanum]

I’m glad they gave specific addresses so the good people of atlanta know where not to dump their used diapers en masse

[bongfullofblood]

when lizzo said “if you feel like a girl then you real like a girl,” that was the thanos snap that absolutely wiped out all TERFs

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[corvidmonster-blog-deactivated2]

https://www.patreon.com/CORVIDMONSTER

I made a patreon. Join my patreon that offers the same junk as everyone else cept there is only 1 tier and its just 3 bucks. Or dont, thats cool too! Thanks much!!

[coconutmilkyway]

GO JOIN THEIR PATREON THEIR ARTS RAD AS HELLL

[citizenscreen]

#BBC Sound Effects department, 1927

[philtardis]

Noise Night with the boys

[sistertaxon]

love the guy just straight up holding a gun

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[liquidcoffee]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[rainbowprimarina]

on this day, a decade ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[casaeroticastar]

on this day, 11 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

[m1uw]

friend:

me:

[m1uw]

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[silversarcasm]

i just fucking hate this culture we’ve created where its a bad thing to help people

like why stress “a hand-up not a hand-out!” whats wrong with a hand-out? whats wrong with sharing and giving and loving? 

we are a social species, we thrive when we work together and help each other, this fucking capitalist hellscape we live in is not natural or good or the only way

[brainstatic]

It’s 100% racism. Welfare was popular when the common media image of American poverty was white dust bowl farmers and Appalachians. As the go-to image of poverty shifted to urban black people, public opinion polling for welfare and related social safety net programs plummeted. This has been studied extensively.

[apricitic]

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

[apricitic]

i   h a v e   m a d e   a   m i s t a k e

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Passionate supermarket angst.

[basicwitch00]

Cowboy fisting

[it-just-felt-so-good]

Cringeworthy capitalist fingering

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

gay library blowjobs! hey, that was my first fic!!!

[bixgirl1]

Magical office rimming!!! Man, that generator is on point! 😂😂😂

[sometimeslayla]

Homoerotic scientific orgy 😂😂 I’m a queer science major so I kind of regret this

[teaboot]

‘sorry about the dictator roleplay’ should have been president tangerine’s

[thebisexualmandalorian]

strictly platonic internet porn I mean… I do write that.

[casaeroticastar]

get ready for horticultural handholding

yes please!

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy