anonymintea

an·on·y·min·tea: a hot drink made by infusing the dried, crushed leaves of mint with the state or quality of being anonymous // call me minty! 🌿 // she/her // ao3 // minty's fics

[monamoni]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[klimtsonian]

“And what kind of king would Camelot want?” 🏰⚔️🐉

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[armandgender]

writing is so fun

[armandgender]

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

[hudkarma]

a reminder to all that this picture exists

[ilyas-left-nut]

so this is buck wild cwazy

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[the-uss-premise]

Various K/S pins, 1970s-80s

Art on bottom right is by Pat Stall. -- Click here to see the full version! --

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[lilyblisslys]

*remembering being a straight guy is about alcohol consumption and masculine camaraderie* you're like the sprig of mint in my julep bro

[fridgrave2-0]

bruh i love drawing dark and bloody things

[dykekarkat]

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

[cuntessa-lestat]

this diva.

[handsywoman]

a little collection of overexposed and grainy hollanov kisses to treat you this Monday

[ao3org]

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[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different