Lara Vas Normandy reporting for booty

[dopeybeauty]

disney meets dragon age: inquisition

[blindstargazer]

After Trespasser

Companion: So Solas really was Fen Harel all along? Bet that was a…fun conversation.

Inquisitor: Yeah, I found the whole encounter pretty disarming.

Companion:

Inquisitor:

Companion: Why must you do this.

Inquisitor: I have earned it, and you can’t stop me.

[marvelsocialmedia]

[aquilaofarkham]

lisa: “perhaps i could help you relearn some manners. i’ve crossed the threshold of your home, and you haven’t offered me a drink or even to take my coat”

dracula:

[latuladi]

SOMEONE CHANGED KIMBLEE’S ENTIRE WIKI PAGE TO THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR COCKROACHES HOLY SHIT 

[raviollies]

adagio of life and death 

[sonata-stigmata]

my favorite part of Isaac and Hector’s backstories was how Hector had to be gently coerced into the idea of war with the promise that they would be merciful, meanwhile all Dracula had to say to Isaac was “I want to wipe out the humans” and he immediately went “liked, followed, and subscribed, when do we leave?”

[rarelywriting-deactivated202102]

Dracula during the entire show

[whimsicalpersephone-deactivated]

coming out of castlevania hell with not one, not two, but three new husbandos was something i did NOT expect

[budugaapologist]

an icon

[eroscestlavie]

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Him and Terry Crews

[madmaudlingoes]

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

[ydotome]

Adrian Fahrenheit Ţepeş “Alucard” - Castlevania S2 - Episode 05

BONUS

[anoramacnuggets]

@proto-hipster-blog I TAG U IN NICE STUFF TOO

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

these were two totally different responses to my post and yet they are both equally valid 

[one-punch-titty]

Sketches featuring surprise kisses for these love-starved vampire hunters

[varllai]

He’s trying his best, Angela… Social Media: Deviantart | Facebook

[theparkerpapers]

[umbreeunix]

and dont forget no microtransactions

[lolzman87]

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

[thecolorplaid]

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[legolokiismighty]

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

[mervley]

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

[entonnoir]

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

“This wolf had five dollars!”

[scribdyke-remade]

“damn this dead 6 foot nord man has armour that perfectly fits my 4 foot elf woman and molds directly to my titties! thank god!”