The Narrator

Formerly cheesyrogue. Skye, 31. They/Them. Artist, cosplayer, cheese thief, and Renaissance Festival performer/enthusiast.

[emil]

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

[raviollies]

youre doing amazing sweetie

[arithenarrator]

My current game is a mess.

Ari, my old tiefling bard I started years ago, has recently become an archdevil. His nephew, Ben (aka my current character), is an avatar of Valkur and has a Paladin oath of Vengeance against him.

My poor boys are going to have to fight to the death. I love them both and I am distraught.

[handsmotif]

wizards are just like I studied my whole life to do magic and bards are just like I can magically play the flute and I am here to fuck

[handsmotif]

wizards are just like I just got my 18th phD and bards are just like haha watch this and they roast you so bad you die

[handsmotif]

drake and josh

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2019 / 2017

I redrew my favorite hero

[sleepy-kc]

Mermay 🐟🐠 I think I will make this a full illustration later on, but I’m going to take a break from it for now.

[wayward-admiral]

[obliviousaziraphale]

crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them

[llawnmas]

imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door for his husband, but instead just ends up having it out with the door because it won’t fucking cooperate

[obliviousaziraphale]

crowley, approaching what appears to be a push door on his first official date with aziraphale, muttering to himself: please work. please work. plea

[amaranthology]

It’s true I have evidence on film

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but this is even funnier (and a bit angsty) when you consider that, in the Good Omens universe, angels and demons work by Discworld rules, where they can affect the world around them just through the power of belief.

And Crowley, especially, is really good at this. As well as the obvious scene where he imagines that his car isn’t burning to bits, and so it doesn’t, there are little things as well. His music system works without speakers because he forgot that it needed them. A military jeep grows a cassette player when he gets into it because he assumes that all vehicles come with music systems.

So logically, this should never happen to Crowley. Like, it can’t happen, because the laws of the universe state that if Crowley opens a door believing it to open one way then it will open that way, even if it opened the other way just a moment ago.

So the only reason this could possibly happen to him, is if his belief that the door opened one way was overshadowed by the far stronger belief that the universe at large is Out To Get Him in some fundamental way.

So, y'know, imagine Crowley struggling with a door for a full minute before Aziraphale steps in and opens it with ease.

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[criticalsorcery]

Can we have a cannonball contest? for Illonink

[asparklethatisblue]

If ever there was an (im)mortal man to perfectly combine both angelic and demonic aesthetics, it’s Taliesin Jaffe. I finally got to watch Good Omens last weekend so @inja-y-ddraig commissioned me to draw this little thing~

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️ Ko-Fi ⭐️

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

molly molly molly and some pals!!!

[couriers-mile]

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

[lafayelle]

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you’re pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

[crazy-pages]

Tiefling androgyny: Aesthetic™️ is the new gender

[bixbiboom]

[theregoesmylurkerstatus]

The Mighty Nein after insinuating themselves into the local Empire crime syndicate, immediately leaving the country to play pirates/release a snake god, and then becoming pivotal to the war effort against said Empire:

[silver-tongues-blog]

Players theorizing about what their DM is planning

[nipuni]

Foci

Back to art! a step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on may 1st!

[valtsv]

i want fangs and the ability to spit venom. ive earned the right.

[valtsv]

glowing red eyes would also be appreciated

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