Another wizard on this site

I cast fireball

[morrithal]

I love you paladins I love you knights I love you sword and shield brawlers I love you intimate healing I love you warriors with a code I love you unbearable weight of expectations I love you longing for the quiet life you gave up so others may have it I love you fighting to the last breath I love you doing the right thing I love you doing the wrong thing and spending the rest of your days dealing with the consequences I love you hubris I love you god complex I love you plate armor

[amashelle]

@holy-knight-of-the-east your fan club is chanting

[holy-knight-of-the-east]

And I love all my fans :)

[another-goddamn-wizard]

I wish I had a fan club :(

[gragam]

pussie

[evilwizard]

1) THE MINOTAUR

[another-goddamn-wizard]

2)

THIS BITCH

[wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer]

I lost my sense of whimsy

[another-goddamn-wizard]

try eating spiders

[evilwizard]

[another-goddamn-wizard]

new servant perhaps?

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Can someone please help with a rat extermination? Theres a bunch of rodents that keep chewing my lair's wire. I think they run to the center of my evil maze I built to keep intruders out when they sense me. I give anyone willing to get to deal with them 20 dollars. And 5 extra for any of my traps you may fall into. Evil luck.

[another-goddamn-wizard]

bro just cast fireball

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I ain't a wizard, bro. 😭

[another-goddamn-wizard]

It’s ok, you can do it, you can do it, I believe in you

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I will try then

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

messed up

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

messed up

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

messed it up

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

messed up

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I DID IT!!!

[another-goddamn-wizard]

all because i believed in you

You’re welcome

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Can someone please help with a rat extermination? Theres a bunch of rodents that keep chewing my lair's wire. I think they run to the center of my evil maze I built to keep intruders out when they sense me. I give anyone willing to get to deal with them 20 dollars. And 5 extra for any of my traps you may fall into. Evil luck.

[another-goddamn-wizard]

bro just cast fireball

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I ain't a wizard, bro. 😭

[another-goddamn-wizard]

It’s ok, you can do it, you can do it, I believe in you

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Can someone please help with a rat extermination? Theres a bunch of rodents that keep chewing my lair's wire. I think they run to the center of my evil maze I built to keep intruders out when they sense me. I give anyone willing to get to deal with them 20 dollars. And 5 extra for any of my traps you may fall into. Evil luck.

[another-goddamn-wizard]

bro just cast fireball

[gobblefunk-the-gremlin]

I have a single prisoner in my dungeon.

[wizard-at-large]

[another-goddamn-wizard]

@medieval-homie remember that time we all met in prison

[another-goddamn-wizard]

I hope the moots don’t realize I’ve been reading yaoi of the grand sage and the king

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

I lost a game so will you

THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME CURSE MY 300 YEAR OLD STREAKKKKKK

TAGS MOOTS CASUALLY AND NONCHALANTLY

@goblin-offical @orindoesthingz @angellic-secretary-offical @notagamerlol @lokisflame @ghostieboy28 @t4llyyy @bastincarnate @aschermorgan @anon-hp @freerangecat8 @ineedbettershittodo @stormcloud3 @swoapeater @twiigthetwiink @hekate-offical @spikyminotaurparrolax @whosaidicantblowshitup @sl33py-b1rd0 @spacelovings0l4r1s @chachiboi-offical @leostablebuford @annicishana @viv-is-confused @amnesia-offical @turtles-offical @raynilikescats @towel-offical @thetreeswillbewatching @james-offical @gingers-emotes @zesty-gifted-burnout @perfection-official @gaslight-offical @sironion @femboy-bbc-news @politic-offical @helpmemiku @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @ehofthevoid @yourunusualartist @purplezrb @birdgirlflying @pinehybrid @I0vein4void @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity

[james-offical]

How could you

(My human face pictured above)

[another-goddamn-wizard]

sir, your face is a nose

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[satan-offical]

who are you really?

Guess it's finally time to reveal my full name, address, place of education and entire family..

So my name is *loud as truck goes by* I live at *second loud truck goes by* my school is *third truck goes by* and my blood line is *fourth truck*

Yeah that's everything about me!

[another-goddamn-wizard]

can’t believe satan just dropped their personal information on tumblr

✨exorcism time✨

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[another-goddamn-wizard]

I read the photo first and fr thought this was about wizards

mb

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

scientists don’t shoot and kill each other like they used to

[simperius]

please elaborate on this

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

scientists used to shoot and kill each other a lot

[another-goddamn-wizard]

wizards do it too!

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @xxun-punxx

[another-goddamn-wizard]

I cast jerma

[sarcasticmudkip]

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

[sarcasticmudkip]

like you all cannot even be prePARED

[sarcasticmudkip]

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

[sarcasticmudkip]

you cannot even undersTAND

[sarcasticmudkip]

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

[sarcasticmudkip]

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

[sarcasticmudkip]

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

[sarcasticmudkip]

are you ready. are you even ready

[sarcasticmudkip]

[wizard-email]

absolutely shaped

[another-goddamn-wizard]

Absolutely sharked

[escuerzoresucitado]