[simperius]

He's the love of my life if you even care

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

with that said, i will set an example for others to follow. did you all enjoy last night's new episode of What?? I Never Wanted To Be Virginia's Sexiest General Solicitor!!

[efemmera-archive]

Early Lesbian Film: Dragnet Girl (1933), Dir. Yasujirō Ozu

[letmetemptyou19]

so my partner and i are both huge good omens fans, but she hasn’t read the book yet and i have. and i think one of my favorite things is constantly having to reiterate to her that aziraphale is actually So Much More Of A Bastard in the book than in the TV show.

she’ll be like “aziraphale would never suggest harming another living being” and i have to be like oh honey. he suggested killing a little boy to get out of work. and then actually tried to do it and only failed because madame tracy said “um wtf??? no???” while he was possessing her.

and then she’ll be like “ok but what about when he revives the dove after the magic show at warlock’s party” they changed that for the show. crowley originally revived it after aziraphale accidentally killed it.

and then she’ll be like “aw i love how aziraphale loves books so much he owns a bookshop” babe people literally think he’s with the mafia because he will resort to anything but physical violence to avoid selling his books. he rents in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in London and never sells anything. the mafia can’t even fuck with aziraphale because he makes them inexplicably disappear whenever they come around and we are never actually told where they go or what he does to them.

“oh but he loves humanity so much it’s so sweet how he would do anything to save humanity” book aziraphale doesn’t want to save humanity, book aziraphale wants to keep going on little dates with his boyfriend and reading books that he won’t sell and drinking tea and listening to his records in his little bookshop because Heaven is boring as fuck. He actively works to avert the apocalypse because he would have to actually do his job otherwise. Crowley quite literally only manages to convince him to help him stop the apocalypse because he reminds Aziraphale how fucking bored he’d be without creature comforts. Crowley’s trump card was literally “help me or you’ll have to watch The Sound of Music.” and Aziraphale FUCKING AGREES TO IT. To get out of watching The Sound of Music.

Book!Aziraphale is a bastard, and I love him.

(I also love TV!Aziraphale, don’t get me wrong, but he’s been debastardized by like 70% and I LOVE BASTARD AZIRAPHALE)

[evild3ad]

[simperius]

The only thing I have to look forward to as a citizen of this bullshit country is the death of Mitch McConnell

[simperius]

EVEN IN DEATH HE IS SCREWING ME OVER

[evilsoup]

random memory of how in like 2005 due to the iraq war we (british schoolkids) all got so anti-american that our teacher one day showed us an episode of the daily show to demonstrate that not all americans were slobbering ravenous war beasts lmao

[phaeton-flier]

I'm curious how much of your reaction you recall

[evilsoup]

i recall finding it very funny. i think it had basically the intended effect also

[milktea-grn]

through the years

[1: the old house]

[2: this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him]

[3: fly fishing, montana]

[4: everything eats and is eaten (time is fed)]

[5: time is fed, pt.2]

[6: “i’m tired. aren’t you tired?”]

[7: shiv & roman 09/23/10]

[8: rooftop drinks, 2012]

[rozieramati]

Fra Angelico & Mark Rothko

[ceausescue]

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

[yorickless]

confucius had this

[arkaeicksworld]

June 18, 2026 (Part 2)

"So tied to Epstein you could mistake him for a noose."

[byjove]

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

[self-loving-vampire]

I am serious. We can't keep doing things like "curiosity = bizarre male quirkiness"

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[jess-the-reckless]

They were just two idiots who wanted to get off work early and go and have lunch, ffs.

[ladybracknellssherry]

LET THEM EAT CAKE AND BE GAY LAZY IMMORTAL IDIOTS

[aduckwithears]

Overall goals include slacking off and maybe feeding some ducks

[nevver]

[sowhatifiliveinkyushu]

Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes the South Shore, near Ferryland Newfoundland, Canada by Jody Martin

[antique-scarecrow]

it…did not occur to me that icebergs just…pass by people’s houses

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

i used to live in st. john’s, nl, and, in late spring to early summer, it was not uncommon for a giant iceberg to float slowly by just outside the harbor. they would mention it on the news and radio. they took hours or, sometimes, days to go by. and, when it happened, it would make the whole town colder.. like ice in a glass of water. and, sometimes,… they would groan. as they passed.