Claire Keane

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”
One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed
Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.
i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it
but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”
as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”
there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”
the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”
one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”
I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.
Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.
Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.
I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”
i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.
I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”
Kneel
This is one of three fics I will be submitting for @sherrybaby14 ‘s SherryBaby’s 2k Villain Challenge. The prompt used for this fic was quote 15, ‘I always end up being the evil one and I wouldn’t hurt a fly’.
Summary: Feelings tend to grow once the seed has been planted. Despite who he is, and despite the judging looks and whispers from those you live with, you can’t help but be drawn in by that wolfish grin and those tempting eyes of his… of Negan’s.
Pairings: Negan/You
Warnings: Implied smut. It’s Negan… so language should be a given.
Bamby
Your head hung low as you tried to ignore the looks you were getting from those you lived with. You couldn’t help the guilt that settled in your stomach as the filthy glares multiplied the closer you got to the armory.
It’s not like you wanted this. It’s not like you relished in the fact that you had a positive effect on the harsh leader of the community who had all but ruined your lives.
The Saviours were a bunch of animals. They scavenged and picked at the remains of poor communities who couldn’t fight back. They were the bullies in the school yard, shoving at the weaker kids, taking their lunch money.
Amongst the filthy glares you spotted a few stone set faces.
The Saviours had come to your home, piled into the large and heavy trucks that came every week, filled to the brim with hardened men and women, each carrying at least one gun as their eyes trained on the simple folk who lived in the community. Now they stood around, waiting for orders as their boss talked to yours.
Negan. He was the cruellest man you’d ever met. He led with strict rules and harsh punishments. He took what he wanted, claimed all the land he set his eyes on, and declared ownership over everything and anyone that crossed his path. That included you.
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Elvis and Priscilla Presley at Nancy Sinatra’s show in Las Vegas, August 29th, 1969.
Honestly it’s not that surprising people can’t accept bisexuals exist when people still think you can’t like both dogs and cats
much love to all of my girls out there who aren’t 100% comfy w their attraction to girls, who are still coming to terms with themselves. you’ll get there, babes.
chief jim hopper in every scene — 26/?
Negan in 8x07 « If things don’t get fixed soon, a lot of people are gonna die. My people. Not me, of course. I’m livin’ no matter what. I am too good at this shit. But others I can’t have that. I don’t want to see people get shot up, chewed up, and chewing up the rest. »
god i wish lesbians in mainstream media werent so sexualized. like… wheres my dorky highschool gfs… wheres my uptight office lesbian and sloppy sweatpants lesbian who shows office lesbian the joys of eating raw cookie dough at 4am… wheres my rich and famous lesbian who falls in love with shy bookish lesbian… wheres my waitress gfs who work at competing restaurants… wheres my mutual pinning neighbor lesbians who barge into each-others’ houses uninvited… like not every sapphic couple is two Sexy Women With A Forbidden Passion… give me my fun and sweet sitcom lesbians
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
@grungedaddykinks here’s the post I was telling you about, they’re too good for this world 😭😭😭
Oh my God. My heart cannot take this. They are so loving and pure 😢😢😢😢💕💕💕
We don’t deserve dogs, sloths or capybaras. ;-; 💕💕💕
No, we definitely do not 😳😳
Gaston on women’s Lib.
You see this is the sort of thing I like. Because, especially at Disney, you don’t want to really discourage any of those ideals “thinking, having your own ideas” but you also have to stay in character. So you associate those ideals with the princess in the group, the one who the young girl is supposed to idolize. So, while staying in character, Gaston can announce his displeasure for women who read while also encouraging it in a young girl by giving it the good association of Belle. Idk, I always thought those work arounds that Disney villain face characters go through to not be overtly mean to children but stay in character were really interesting.
I just gained so fucking much respect for this Gaston.
No one’s sneakily a feminist like Gaston
them: I love the walking dead
me: oh shit me too!
them: but i hate negan
me:
Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.
Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.
That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.
You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.
I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that