I think I kinda like it @anotherblondeb - Tumblr Blog

the whole world seems to revolve around marriage i’m bored

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

utilityclassic

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

The looking for Alaska miniseries is very good but I cried too much and it wasn’t very manly of me

my brother in christ, the entire point is to feel what there is to feel while we are here.

linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

anxeious

irishmansdaughter

Source - Eleonora

tpwrtrmnky

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

skygenders

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

geminisee

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

xenasaur

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

assiraphales

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

assiraphales

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

flower-crow

tragedy enjoyers when the tragedy is tragic ^-^

solsticelosthermind

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.