this isn't a rebrand

this is my junk drawer full of sauce packets and posts that made me laugh

[shittttyproblems]

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

[quillquiver]

i have to say that it is banana pants nutso to be living through the insane reception of heated rivalry. love the show to death, and it is ground-breaking in many ways, but to watch reporters and interviewers and traditional media scholars and creatives go on about how it turns so many things about romance writing and story on its head is just so. funny. as a fic writer and reader.

girl let me lead you to the promised land it’s called archive of our own.

[anotherday-anotherdoug]

contrary to popular belief, I can NOT do this all day, and I will not even try

[lmbibitor]

we as a society should go back to playing neko atsume

[porcupine-girl]

None election with left destiel

[tibby]

like as someone who has been on tumblr since 2010 destiel becoming canon was always going to be hilarious but the fact it happen while we’re waiting for election results, outshined putin resigning, and happened within a week of a 90 minute video coming out and reminding everyone what a failure the johnlock conspiracy is…like tonight truly is an amazing night for anyone out there with severe internet brain rot

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

Ham: Hey.

Everyone:

Ham: Everyone’s bones are wet.

Miles: Why would you say that.

Ham: Nobody said hey back.

[valtsv]

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

[m1lfbatman]

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

[valtsv]

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[winterswake]

#work of art

[gaycism]

Why is this so funny to me

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[amazingspidey16]

[eroscestlavie]

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

[kemonos]

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

[kazbrekkcr]

EDITH, don’t kill Brad!

[kelleysroom-deactivated20180401]

sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing 

[batgirlsoundsystem-deactivated2]

Sax scene= the audience is impressed and learns love for the saxophone

[platypusinplaid]

this is THE funniest punchline I’ve ever seen

[inag-mag]

Paintings by Jason Anderson

[heykenobi-deactivated20160603]

@incorrectclonewarsquotes